Whats your best pick up line?

reply to post by IkNOwSTuff


lines only work on chicks who are allready up for it so they are redundent.Best to be happy and chilled and allways have a bottle of red wine indoors when pub,club,party is slowing down just say fancy another drink they love the fact its wine for some reason.
This may only work in England as we are all alcaholicks.

reply to post by marvinthemartian


LOL

No the allure of wine is universal, that combined with a kick ass pool is always a winner

I tried one I got from this thread this weekend,

At the end of the night you invite the girl back when she says no turn around and say
"dont be a 'not nice girl' lets 'make sweet sweet love'" changing the sentences in the brackets for shorter words but perhaps words mods may not like.

It got a laugh but didnt work, cant say I expected it too but had to see the reaction LOL

umm ... "My credit card numbers are .... " .....

Sorry if I offended anybody

"I love you".

Works every time.

A few pick up lines that have been used on me .. none worked, but I got a good laugh out of some of them...

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you??

Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only Ten I see!!

You must be in a wrong place - Because The Miss Universe contest is over there!

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.,

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart. (that one was used on me at a Sci-Fi convention in Chicago)

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction!!

"Do you sleep on your stomach?..............Can I?"

"Shall I call you for breakfast....or just nudge you?"


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reply to post by Suspiria


LMFAO

Thats is soooooo creepy

I LOVE IT

reply to post by Nosred


You wish it happened everytime. Only the cheap women fall for that one, probably your type.

i am having deja vu, because i thought i had posted something like this somewhere else, but i am unable to find that post, or the thread... anyways here it goes

- if i were as beautiful as you, i'd fall in love with myself -

sad, pathetic maybe? well, it worked the first time i ever used it! and never again after that!