Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

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“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.

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My favorite part of the story

Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.

I had to get "the patdown" once and asked the lady if she was going to at least buy me dinner. They didnt like that very much.

This sure is an interesting way to protest government policy, and it worked because the TSA officer that administered the patdown quit.

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reply to post by Skerrako


Ah, God. I gotta go get a paper towel. Your OP just made me spray strawberry ice cream all over the monitor.

No, but really. The idea of this guy standing there in sweatpants with a raging boner and shouting 'Me, me next' is just too funny. Is there video?

"Stand at attention!" now has new meaning.

"Go ahead, make my day!" Would be my new slogan at the rape station.

hillarious story, to bad its fake. but at least it puts out an interesting idea for other people. woman and children can't pull off such a prank.

This made my day.

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no way this is the best part

Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

so all we have to do is take viagra get a rager then get them to touch it, easy enough.

ha ha I loved this! Everyone has morals in some way shape or form, even the tsa, what would happen if more people started doing this?


Hope we get to find out

Kudos to the man with viagra.

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Almost woke the tenant next door as I read this and roared. Maybe next time a copycat will recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”

Yeah, I don't know about all that....I've heard stories. Some people are willing to pay a l o t more to receive that.

lol.

This guy is my new hero.

Originally posted by wingsfan
hillarious story, to bad its fake. but at least it puts out an interesting idea for other people. woman and children can't pull off such a prank.

edit on 16-7-2011 by wingsfan because: drunk spelling!

edit on 16-7-2011 by wingsfan because: drunk editing too

I wish it was real too, it was funny though.
I like their slogan though about the leading misleading source on politics.

Sorry I don't know how to change this to external source quote bu this is from their about us section.

Our intentions are to bring light and humor to the political world as well as encourage political awareness. No composition should be regarded as truthful, .........
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Originally posted by kittendaydreamer

Originally posted by wingsfan
hillarious story, to bad its fake. but at least it puts out an interesting idea for other people. woman and children can't pull off such a prank.

edit on 16-7-2011 by wingsfan because: drunk spelling!

edit on 16-7-2011 by wingsfan because: drunk editing too

I wish it was real too, it was funny though.
I like their slogan though about the leading misleading source on politics.

Sorry I don't know how to change this to external source quote bu this is from their about us section.

Our intentions are to bring light and humor to the political world as well as encourage political awareness. No composition should be regarded as truthful, .........
All persons who are referenced in The Washington Fancy articles are fictional, except when speaking about public figures.

edit on 16-7-2011 by kittendaydreamer because: trying to change 2nd quote to an external quote. Help?

Yeah I realized it wasnt real after I posted this.....

oh well still funny though!

reply to post by Skerrako

You made me and my husband laugh when first reading it through. That was worth the read alone, thanks for posting it.

Jokes forum, anyone...

Is this mic on?

reply to post by Skerrako


This made me laugh:

“This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”.

Brilliant protest . flights are cheap there . That Lady nazi head is wrong . This would be a totally effective way of really disturbing them . Get whole groups of guys in one line . imagine the freak out . Just brilliant . Anon should do something practical like this .

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I'm rather disturbed that noone "got it" that this wasn't an actual event n just some comedy.

I know a dood
he utilizes the same technique
when visiting strip clubs for lap dances
I guess its one way to get your moneys worth