Illuminati Spiders Invade my Patio

I noticed on my balcony that there is no where you can hide from the Illuminati.

Apparently they have trained spiders to start creating triangular all seeing spider webs.

Could these be portals for viewing regular everyday people?

I have never seen a equilateral triangular spider web before or cannot find anything else on such spider webs throughout the internet. There is no inside to the web, just the 3 guide wires and the triangle.

I have spotted little white and black spiders around.

What is happening here?

Prepare to have your thread closed.

Nice joke.

I do hope this is sarcasm...otherwise you might need to seek out some mental health help

Webs take time to create, spiders have to start from somewhere. The process is an engineering miracle.

Sometimes they rest, sometimes the just leave and move on. Sometime they balls up.

Some spiders use a single thread. There are no limitations on spiders webs from their millions of different species.

reply to post by Frank Dinkle


What you have there is either the remnants of a spider web or the beginnings of one.

Nothing sinister going on here.

Take of the tin foil hat, come out from behind the computer, and go outside and enjoy nature for once.

I don't know if you're serious or not but the illumiNati is not training spiders to crawl in your room to watch you.

Should get your paranoia checked by a professional

From my horrible past with illuminati spiders there is only one way to rid yourself of this grave grievance.

Burn the afflicted area, and everything within a 2 mile radius.
Include all clothing and belongings; even computers, phones, anything that can be under surveilance from a tap the spiders planted.

Best of luck to you sir.








Your gonna need it

Well your going to have to wait for the eye in the middle before you can determine.

But if I were you I would stop peeping out the window. The chip implanted spy cat under your car is recording everything.

reply to post by Frank Dinkle


Nice attempt at trolling. You need more pictures and text to troll more effectively though.

reply to post by Frank Dinkle


after reading your thread I just had to join and ask you one thing,

really?

this site is a joke right?

illumimati spiders? facepalm.

Maybe they are.....

SPIDERS FROM SPACE!

LOL

please I invite someone to post a picture of a spider web where there is an equilateral triangle anywhere in it. There is not one spider web out there that I can find that has a perfect three sided triangle.

its the illumimati cats you need to watch out for. sneaky buggers.

I chuckled; sometimes a humour break is welcome Ty OP!

nah, the point of the triangle would be pointing down

reply to post by Stovokor


You realize this is in the Jokes and Puns Forum?...

OP, thanks! I had a sincere good laugh. I was expecting everything but THAT!

Minimal design spiders web as Frank requested.

www.flickr.com...

Ahhh very close my friend. Very close but still not no pyramid action.

Im pretty sure I know what happened. The spideys sense is catching my wireless Ethernet signal when im on ATS and creating the basic symbols that are most common.

I guess it would be something more if I go out and there is some other weird non spider like design created by a spider. Radiation symbol or something.