reply to post by wonderworld
I usually criticize the entire 2012 doomsday cult, but, to be completely fair, there are 2 distinct possibilities.
The first possibility:
Nothing will happen any more significant than what has happened on every December 21st in history.
The second possibility:
Comet Elenin, which is actually a giant planet-sized alien spacecraft, with four moons orbiting around it, will approach the earth, and the aliens
inside will prepare to destroy us all. At this time, however, the aliens inhabiting another spacecraft, which we call the comet Honda, and which will
have gone past us by then and will be waiting on the opposite side of the sun, will return in an attempt to prevent the aliens of Elenin from
destroying the earth. They couldn't give us technology that would defeat the Eleninites, because then we could use that technology against them, but
they see enough potential in us to help us when the need arises. So, there will be a huge space battle between the Eleninites and the Hondites.
And this is where it gets tricky. If the Eleninites win, then all will be lost. But the Mayans, in their infinite wisdom, were able to use the stars
to judge the future, and they have promised that, on December 21, 2012, the Hondites will, indeed, be victorious over the evil Eleninites. When this
victory is accomplished, the Hondites will settle on the earth and will peacefully coexist with humans, showing us how to live better lives.
After all of this has occurred, and when the Hondites feel we're truly ready, they will gather all of world's chihuahuas together at Mecca, around the
Kaaba, and a bright light will emanate from within it. Then, they will reveal that chihuahuas are, in fact, beacons for passage to the spiritual
world. The Kaaba will open up, every person on earth will be handed a chihuahua, and we will all walk into the light, and, in an instant, we will
ascend and be transformed into Star Children.
When all of this has occurred, the human race will finally have reached its goal, and we will be One with the universe. We will be able to speak to
the stars, and planets will give us manicures. All things will be possible for the Children of the Light. And we will live in this state for all of
eternity... or until the Red Sox win another World Series, whichever comes first.
I won't tell you which I believe. I'd much rather you decided for yourself.
edit on 12-7-2011 by CLPrime because: (no reason given)