Originally posted by felonius
reply to post by Twisted1
In the last two weeks, I've lost two rolls of teflon tape. I think you may have them. If you dont mind, tell me where you hid them. I need to fix
the shower head.
Being an off-color movie fan, I watched "The Morning After" with Jane Fonda
as a drunk that always buys a jar of mayonnaise at the end of a bender, be-
cause it's one of those latent nagging memories. It was somehow saddening
that she had a refrigerator half full of small unused jars.
Disclaimer: Please don't gather from this I'm accusing you of any lapse(s) of
memory, or behavior of any kind that would cause or exacerbate it.
I'm winding up for a pitch here, thanks for reading so far.. it being Sunday,
and my only day off, there was a small aftermarket manifold purchased in
the last month that I finally had time to swap onto my portable air tank.
WE're goin' racin' NOW... after rounding up the fittings to quick disconnect
the little red devil (that now has a little slick valve to turn OFF the male inlet
and make the tank truly portable); I noticed in the fourth drawer down in my
Number Two rollaway NOT ONLY the three mostly used rolls of my own,
BUT AN EXTRA new unused roll that I have no memory of purchasing.
If one of your missing items was a half inch wide fifty footer I've got it, and
there's a remote chance BOB transported one of the buggers over here;
because I haven't had a drink in over thirteen years, and am sure if I read
this whole thread to the end I'll want a couple or three strong ones. But you
know me, after I post this here Thing (remake) I'll finish my vegetables.
BACK TO THE THREAD FINALLY.
Bob, I am subscribed to this un-nameable dating site (T&C, you know), and
don't really care at ALL about Felonius' other missing roll of Teflon (proper
DuPont Trade Mark should be in caps) other than it's frustrating as a stuck
thermostat on a forty-five year old Rat Motor. [Want some hot water, Fel?
My heater will melt your NB's onto the mat in JANUARY]
My question to you is: if you are responsible for some well meaning but
misdirected metaphysical reappropriation of resources, and are indeed capable
of it; I would like to know if you're conducive to a most beneficial beaming in
of this foxy granny from about 650 miles away; because I think we got some
boilin' chemistry here. I would not only be timelessly grateful, but would name
our daughter Roberta in your honor.
No cause is nobler than true lug, or an outlandish compression ratio.
Well, maybe 24 or too many more degrees of valve overlap to start it in the winter...