Petition to revoke the independence of the United States of America

Originally posted by lammypie999
Brilliant post, and to those of you that have taken offense... get a sense of humour. you know what? racism(which is what this is to those of you offended) exists. For those of you that want to stop this kind of humour i feel the need to point out that to stop it there is only one possibility... One world country... know as earthburgh(pronounced earthborough - earth buh ruh... not burrow). so yeah... stop racism, NWO here we come.

P.S Feel the need to point out this is somewhat tongue in cheek and that racism is in no way funny or right... most of the time. But jokes are... take it on the chin...

Americans... eat too many burgers
English... Bad teeth
French... Cheese eating surrender monkeys
Germans... anal retentive
Spanish... Lazy
Mexicans... Lazy
Brazilians.. Lazy... Hang on.. I'm spotting a trend.. latin descendency... Lazy

I'm english by the way... my teeth suck

Canadians - Beer drinking peacekeepers that love hockey and fighting! It is almost an oxymoron.

reply to post by alysha.angel


Flag (a shame there's no St.George variety ala emoticons) and Star!
No finer channeling of Graham Chapman could be heard by my mind's
ear EVER. Inspired, caustic genius-- I can hardly bear it. This was
superlatively silly, and I'm a solid quarter Welsh. Blame it on my
surname gene pool, but those 'cottage fries' are somewhat more stout--
and speak of Old Nick I must succumb instead to a frosty jeroboam of
black and tan instead of a tepid mead for the aside. Mom was likely
half Aussie because if I can pick up the perch without a Kapton firefighting
mitten, it's catapulteded back to the forge straightaway!
Still thinking of above 54-40; at least those transplanted tories KNOW
they're done for and know why. Thanks again for a delightful trouncing,
we deserve it sometimes. Now if the huge remainder of the flock could
notice how true some of this IS...
God save the Queen, I'm not jumpin' in after pagans.

I just have two serious issues with this. You(the writer) Brits began traveling on the left side of the road in order to draw your weapons with your right hand in order to defend from passers by. We Americans overcame the paranoia of this and moved it to the Right side. If you require us to travel on the left side, I retake my right to rejoin in that paranoia and carry a bladed weapon. Therefore you must choose between traveling on the left or allowing the carrying of something bigger than a peeler. Secondly, fine, throw out baseball, and let Japan hold the World series, but you try to take our hotdogs, and said bladed weapon will come into play. Try taking Bahts away from the Germans and see what happens.

Any fact-based investigations prove the opposite.

Flouride? Is that what has knocked 2 IQ points off the American national average?

The Roman occupation and summary evacuation of the British Isles contributed nothing to the founding of the UK as a nation.