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Originally posted by sublime4372
anyone else heard of this? heres a good way to fight a war without to many deaths.
You want to know the "poop" on it 'eh? Well this might help, well it's 32sents below the lowest C note. And also to duplicate it you can build a machine, But I warn you this thing is a big a_s thing! It's a horn 5 feet long and 30 feet in diameter. And it'll make anyone within 50 feet poop themselves! but you also have to have a sound source. And that's all I got!
Childrens future history books will read..."and the triumphant victory came at the battle we know as THE ASSAULT ON PANT CRAPPIN' HILL!...."
Originally posted by Earthscum
BTW, nice to see ya back, Amuk! ATS has had a severe draught of hillbilly witicism!
Originally posted by thesaint
I know of a weapon that the british special forces have. They use it when one of their men is killed. obviously they dont wanna leave a calling card in a place where they should not even be so they place this device under the body and 1 minute later it vaporises the whole body leaving nothin but a fine mist.
Originally posted by enrage
there is a program for the Brainwave Generator called the 'brown noise'. my friend listened to it because he was curious to see if it worked. he said after listening to it for a few minutes...he had the worst sh*ts for most of the night.