posted on Jun, 30 2011 @ 06:57 PM
First off it should be noted that this really only works if you are already filthy stinking rich, but when you're rich what else is there to do other
than get richer?
Alrighty so you're a rather wealthy philanthropist, perhaps you made a fortune selling cheap mass produced steel? Let's get even RICHER! Step one,
buy GOLD! Step two, you and your wealthy friends hire a few poor fellows to go hit up a number of banks complaining, LOUDLY, that they didn't have
enough money on hand to fill the requested withdrawal. One thing leads to another and whammo the stock market crashes. Well that really sucks for a
bunch of people, luckily you saw it coming and had your money in gold which, by the way, is appreciating in value YAY!
Righteo, now that everyone is poorer you've got quite a bit of sway you savvy investor you. So let's make sure we invest that money wisely. Invest
in fertilizer you say? Hmmm, I have something different in mind. How about we invest that money into a militant, yet charismatic, political hopeful in
a beaten and beleaguered country? Oh I dunno, how about Germany off the top of my head.
Okay, now that we've purchased a rather angry and impressionable mind, bought him an election too, what are we to do with these newly acquired
assets? Take whatever you got left and pull it out of gold and put it into DEFENSE, probably a variety of other dirt cheap stocks as well since they
all cost practically nothing. You probably see where I'm going here, YEAH LETS START A WAR, a BIG one! Sit back and watch the green roll in.
Well done you're richer than your wildest dreams. Now what? GET RICHER!
With your newly acquired riches buy one or more of the following:
-Anything that can capture the publics attention
Hire a few fellows that are willing to do whatever for a buck, although they probably look trustworthy. Here are your talking heads. You've got
plenty of these guys, some are gonna just put whatever they can into the public's eye so the they have something to look at, other than you that is.
The others are going to be your stock advisors. No no, not advisors to YOU, advisors to the public watching the tube.
These guys need to be trustworthy so to start out have them advise their viewers to invest in whatever, doesn't matter what as long as after they
advise to buy YOU and friends purchase that very same stock driving up the price. Repeat a few times and blam your stock advisors are now a
trustworthy source. From here on out buy a stock and then have your stock advisors recommend that stock to their viewers. Thousands of those viewers
will buy the stock driving up the price making every one of your stock picks a winner!
Rinse and repeat...
As a side note, the world is a slightly different place now so the repeat doesn't need to be exactly the same. For instance, you don't really need
to hire a few people to go out and slander banks in person, you've got TV personalities to do that for you now. Better yet those personalities are
already quite trustworthy, they say a stock is going to drop, then their viewers drop that stock causing it's price to go down. Wow your advisors
were right, then again didn't they cause the drop?