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Originally posted by Jepic
It will go something like this.
"Good morning fellow americans. As of now american forces are conducting a humanitarian bombing mission on the Syrian people as a response to the growing military crackdown on the Syrian people by Assad. This was a necessary response. Throughout history we have sworn to protect the principles of freedom and liberty around the world. And uhmmm... *cough* the constitution.... With these bombings we hope to bring some much needed peace and calm to the region as well as ensuring that the Syrian people find some comfort in their... homes...
Thank you America and don't forget to vote for me in the 2012 elections.
Good day everybody! *Winks*"
Originally posted by Zarniwoop
1. "Gaddafi my case" [polarized]. $5,000.00*
Originally posted by babybunnies
Originally posted by NightGypsy
reply to post by mysterioustranger
How do you announce an "unscheduled" news conference? Doesnt that ANNOUNCE it?
LMAO! That's what I was thinking.....
You are obviously confused with the difference between the terminology of "unannounced" and "unscheduled".
It was PREVIOUSLY unscheduled, at least as far as the main stream media were concerned. However, it would have been scheduled by the President's staff so was therefore also unannounced. It's now been publicly announced, so is now publicly scheduled.
Isn't the English language a wonderful thing when used correctly?
Originally posted by Fractured.Facade
Uh oh, um, there is nothing on my teleprompters, um, we, well, please give us a few moments to sort this out.
Wouldn't that be fun!!