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I am a Duck

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posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 07:25 AM
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Duck hunting anyone? It is almost the season. Anyone have a good roasting pan I can borrow?

Seriously folks.....welcome...Mr. Duck!




posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 08:29 AM
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May I suggest this to listen to while you work?


edit on 28-6-2011 by MzMorbid because: Canada



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 08:39 AM
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Do ducks really make a sound, similar to that of a fart, when you step on one? My dads been blaming ducks for these strange sounds of flatulence since I was a kid, and I would love to prove him wrong.....



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 09:36 AM
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Holy quackin duck s#!t.... Another duck!



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 09:37 AM
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reply to post by TOMFROMOZ
 


Note to self: It seems I'm actually a swan. There's a difference people...



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 10:09 AM
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reply to post by chooselove
 


OK that is a very good Kindergarten story, I'm sure you can publish it. When I read through, every time I reached the work quack I start laughing.

Very well done, and very true.

Flag and Quack for you Mr. Duck.



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 10:35 AM
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reply to post by chooselove
 


Plum sauce anyone? lol

Dude - brilliant thread! S&F



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 10:36 AM
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This song is dedicated to all the hard working Ducks everywhere


Let them eat GRAPES!!

edit on 28-6-2011 by Invariance because: post rather than preview



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 10:59 AM
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Not sure if anyone has asked this yet, but, have you ever been abduckted?



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 11:26 AM
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Howard is not a member of these boards.
Move along or quack quack.



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 11:50 AM
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Brilliant f@@@ing post OP. Brilliant!!



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 04:55 PM
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reply to post by IKTOMI
 


To answer the most common question so far I am an Australian wood duck.

No, I am not a witch but I do float. I was once turned into a newt though. It's ok i got better.



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 05:00 PM
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reply to post by TheRealTruth84
 


Nothing in quack theory can explain this anomaly. As far as i am aware there is no relationship between flatulence and a quack.



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 05:04 PM
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reply to post by BadMagician
 


The only experiments involving duck-human hybridization that i am aware of is in Duck laboratories, New Mexico.
Canada is still free of these abominations.



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 10:54 PM
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Originally posted by Christarella
Not sure if anyone has asked this yet, but, have you ever been abduckted?


Being the practicing comedian that I am, I fully believe that the post by Christarella, definitely deserves a bloody star................well done Christarella, I found this thread to be of great amusement, but the laugh was made even higher in volume by the posted question of, 'Have you ever been abduckted?' A truly brilliant post here on ATS.........

Please, will you all stand and join me in a round of loud applause........?

Three cheers...........

Hip, hip, Hooray
Hip, hip, Hooray
Hip, hip, Hooray!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Jun, 29 2011 @ 06:06 AM
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reply to post by davethebear
 


Nah, don't think so

www.abovetopsecret.com...




posted on Jun, 29 2011 @ 07:35 AM
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Can u get me a meeting with Donald?




This thread cracked me up! I just about had coffee come out of my nose!

Thank You!!



posted on Jun, 29 2011 @ 09:47 PM
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Originally posted by PuterMan
reply to post by davethebear
 


Nah, don't think so

www.abovetopsecret.com...



Please accept my greatest apologies for my big mistake. For some unknown reason I missed your abduckted post earlier in the thread.....

For that I give you three cheers and a standing ovation.........and a star.

Hip, hip, hooray....
Hip, hip, hooray....
Hip, hip, hooray....



posted on Jun, 29 2011 @ 09:48 PM
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What is this I don't even?



posted on Jun, 30 2011 @ 08:56 PM
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reply to post by chooselove
 


wow now. slow down.

take a deep breath.

And listen to Alex Jones for the next 12 hours.

Repeat for 1 week.




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