I am a Duck

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posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 09:27 PM
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Being new to this site I am amazed that someone would actually
go to the length to write out this jibberish and highly unfunny narrative.


I need my 20 posts apparently to post a thread of my own and have to resort replying to other peoples posts. So instead of ruining a decent post I posted in this waste of a thread!


Welcome to ATS. That was a good opener wasn't it. You are not by any chance a scientist are you?

Maybe before commenting you should get a handle on recent events on the board. This thread is very relevant and neither jibberish(sic) or highly unfunny.

Instead of ruining a decent post you posted in this waste of a thread? Or was that instead of ruining a decent thread I posted in this waste of a thread? I shall be interested to see how your obviously 'highly unfunny' attitude is accepted in this community.

edit on 27/6/2011 by PuterMan because: digital dyslexia




posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 09:37 PM
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I just wanted to jump in again to say I am looking forward to seeing your TED talk. Let us know when to look out for it.



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 10:03 PM
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I only have one thing to say "Mr. Duck"....




posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 11:43 PM
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reply to post by PuterMan
 


I need no approval from such people about how I am excepted or how this thread is useful (which it is not) in any way.

So well done boy!!



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 11:52 PM
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Do you think this song is quite a weird and sinister mystery? Where do the ducks disappear to, and where do they come back from? Were they ever the same when they returned?

Five little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
"Quack, quack, quack, quack."
But only four little ducks came back.

Four little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
"Quack, quack, quack, quack."
But only three little ducks came back.

Three little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
"Quack, quack, quack, quack."
But only two little ducks came back.

Two little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
"Quack, quack, quack, quack."
But only one little duck came back.

One little duck
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
"Quack, quack, quack, quack."
But none of the five little ducks came back.

Sad mother duck
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
The sad mother duck said
"Quack, quack, quack."
And all of the five little ducks came back.


I don't think we will ever find out the truth.............Will we?



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 12:48 AM
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reply to post by davethebear
 


I believe such a dark and sinister conspiracy deserves a thread of its own.



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 01:32 AM
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reply to post by chooselove
 


What type of duck are you?



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 01:53 AM
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The Mighty Ducks: Children's cartoon or secret government duck-human hybrid genetic experiment?

Cartoon normal cartoon or children's psyop to desensitize them to a New Mallard Order?



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 02:07 AM
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Originally posted by chooselove
reply to post by davethebear
 


I believe such a dark and sinister conspiracy deserves a thread of its own.


Yes, you could be on to something there, Chooselove.............but I think I will leave that thread down (get it, down?) to somebody else.............

see you later Mallard, I mean My Lord..............



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 02:36 AM
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Hmm...

Schrodinger's Duck eh? Ok then, riddle me this - What is the difference between you?

Is there an answer? Or has it already been answered?

And no Peking, duck... *guffaw* -- geddit? Peking duck? Peking? Peek ing? In the box? No? Ohh never mind...



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 03:11 AM
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reply to post by dalan.
 


yea, people did this with the So the pizza guy comes over post like two months ago



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 05:00 AM
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I understand that Quack Theory allows for quack holes that span ponds, allowing for instant pond life relocation, is this true?
edit on 28-6-2011 by NuroSlam because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 05:08 AM
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Quack quack quack quack qu-quack-quack qua-ack quack-qu-qua-quack quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

Add that to your theory and turn it into jam, you quack!

But in all seriousness, I loved this thread. It was wonderful and made me fall over laughing.



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 05:12 AM
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Originally posted by chooselove
or about how any pond creatures technology is years/decades/centuries/millennia beyond normal technology (it's not).


I'm not buying it.

This one time, I saw a duck dive down under water and it came up still dry !! I saw it with my own eyes man, some kind of water force shield was employed by the duck, I'm not crazy man, I KNOW WHAT I SAW



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 05:17 AM
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Originally posted by Gradius Maximus
Oh my oh my

You are sooo delicious





....mmmmm yumm.

So Mr Duck, on a completely unrelated matter, in which pond do you reside?

Oh and when does hunting season start again?



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 05:17 AM
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Come a little closer....

I would like to make a meal and a pillow out of you!



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 05:28 AM
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This is like a one-legged duck
swimming in a circle



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 05:52 AM
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Dear Mr. Duck,

What do you make of the theory that all ducks are wearing dog masks?



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 07:15 AM
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Clearly this is a sinister case of ALIEN ABDUCKTION.

Needs some investigations by the sleuths of ATS



posted on Jun, 28 2011 @ 07:16 AM
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Gotta love the attitude.

You will go far here! NOT





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