I am Not a Scientist

Originally posted by amongus
What a waste of bandwidth....

Mission accomplished!

Now let us interchange our /dev/random

reply to post by guessing


Hi and welcome guessing, your not a scientist, well i think you and moduli will get along very well because he is a scientist

reply to post by Chadwickus

I've never seen a 'Hornswaggle' before, and honestly, that image terrified me. I am not gonna be able to slep for days. You should have added a 'WARNING!!' above that image.


...and now on a happier note.

reply to post by TylerDurden2U

Originally posted by TylerDurden2U
why do the big wheel bikes have a seam in the middle of the tire? i always get blow outs when i skid!

When I was a kid, I loved my [color=57E964]Mean Green Machine, with it's high-tech steering levers.
I had forgot all about that thing.

reply to post by guessing


Wait a second... you forgot to call everyone stupid.

I am skeptical of your claim that you are not a scientist...

I would like for you to answer something then..

Is 1+1 =

2
3
potato


-sits back and waits-

reply to post by SaturnFX


what was the question?

reply to post by SaturnFX


That's a trick question... It's 11!

Originally posted by guessing
reply to post by SaturnFX

 

what was the question?

Aha! So, you said what was the question

what, was the question.
Broken down to
Was the question what.
Which translates to..
Was what
and that is initials of WW

that is 23 each (letters to numerical value) so 46
6+4= 10
1+0=1
1 is the first answer...but wait, you say that is clearly wrong? nope...
See, there is only 1..however, 1 in this case is clearly discussing chuck norris
Chuck norris has two fists of rage...therefore, the hidden answer is 2.

Yep...as I suspected...you answered the question correctly, and in the most absurd and overly complex way that on the surface means little more than gibberish to people

You ARE a scientist...
Off to the hoax bin!

Originally posted by Catalyst317
reply to post by SaturnFX

 

That's a trick question... It's 11!

No
You failed to incorporate the chuck norris variable in your solution

reply to post by SaturnFX


I am sorry sir, but your math is flawed... As we all know, There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
With your logic, the answer would be three.

Originally posted by Catalyst317
reply to post by SaturnFX

 

I am sorry sir, but your math is flawed... As we all know, There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
With your logic, the answer would be three.

Damn, I think you may be right...

no, wait...a fist, or a foot?...I think this is still unresolved in the greater scientific norris community...some suggest it is a fist/foot hybrid..but for now, we can only speculate.

if only we had a string to progress this theory.

Actually, the question was more on the standard observable norris model...
Theoretical norris is a new and interesting field, but it has yet to fully be accepted by the greater science community...so, although it may prove to be right one day, for now, we only know of the measured fists of fury.

reply to post by badw0lf

I applaud you sir.
This is close to the high point of my day.
Star for you.
Thank you.

Sorry to sound like somebody's dad here but isn't this thread likely to encourage more of the same?

Not only can somebody cause a fuss with a pointless thread but the next day they get their very own tribute.

It's time to express a little maturity please.

Originally posted by Beyond Creation
Sorry to sound like somebody's dad here but isn't this thread likely to encourage more of the same?

Not only can somebody cause a fuss with a pointless thread but the next day they get their very own tribute.

It's time to express a little maturity please.

I don't think it will, sometimes it is necessary to point out absurdity with absurdity.

Originally posted by Catalyst317
reply to post by SaturnFX

 

That's a trick question... It's 11!

No its not! Everyone in the Known Universe KNOWS its 42!

Now, what WAS the question?

reply to post by NightFlight


That made LOL.. Star for you sir!

Originally posted by Beyond Creation
Sorry to sound like somebody's dad here but isn't this thread likely to encourage more of the same?

Not only can somebody cause a fuss with a pointless thread but the next day they get their very own tribute.

It's time to express a little maturity please.

You can't come to the jokes, puns, and pranks forum and ask for maturity...its like going to the cooking forum and requesting fasting!

reply to post by SaturnFX


I enjoy your post! They are always great and I enjoy the read!

Originally posted by Beyond Creation
Sorry to sound like somebody's dad here but isn't this thread likely to encourage more of the same?

Not only can somebody cause a fuss with a pointless thread but the next day they get their very own tribute.

It's time to express a little maturity please.

Look, we have all been roped into this for a while. Others have been strung along. This thread has ties all over the place. If we band together we will not be afraid

REMIX