What would you ladies do if all the men died except for Envy?

reply to post by Lysergic


what a useless thread

good for the lulz though

reply to post by Envious

Let me guess, you would probably select the best hides from all the dead alpha males and sew them together into some super creepy body suit right?
Seriously though, get some help, this isn't normal.

I personally believe that ATS is not the place for your personal sexual fantasies.....there are plenty of other websites that cater to your sort of thinking....go and seek them out....if you wish....and please don't post a thread like this again.

Originally posted by David291
Lol, I think you just have personality issues because I'm an anime/greek/nerd/gamer whatever else you want but I have a girlfriend who I am extremely happy with, infact never had a problem with getting a girl

Or maybe that is down to me socialising in the outside world too? who knows

You aren't short. It's been proven by science that most women go for the tall more masculine featured guys. I'm a scrawny short 0. Talking to women in real life is a waste of time.

Women, thanks to you I'm stuck watching Hentai and weird Japanese films all day in the dark.

Edit:

Originally posted by caladonea
I personally believe that ATS is not the place for your personal sexual fantasies.....there are plenty of other websites that cater to your sort of thinking....go and seek them out....if you wish....and please don't post a thread like this again.

You ever see how freaking HOT the ATS girls are? Bunch of hot mature types here .

reply to post by Envious

reply to post by Envious


I would definitely start doing women. No doubts at all. Or visit the cucumber patch someone else mentioned.

In before the thread gets closed.

reply to post by Envious


silly wabbit,

if all the women have at you
you'll be dead of consumption within a week

no, no, no, much more probable is you'll wind up like a cow:
strapped to a machine to keep you alive,fed,probably drugged into a stupor, and be efficiently milked for all you are worth.

while having fun with robots, or maybe even a new loyal breed of Reptilian-human males will be designed with perfect bodies for all types of women.

reply to post by Envious


They'd get in their cars and drive to the nearest sperm bank, then temporarily convert to Lesbianism until all the sperm donor babies are born.

Originally posted by Envious

Women, thanks to you I'm stuck watching Hentai and weird Japanese films all day in the dark.

I think you might have that backwards.

Originally posted by Envious
What would this new all female planet do with me?

If your thread history on this subject is any indication, you'd not last 24 hours.

Let's just keep it real, shall we...

reply to post by Envious


Why do you waste time writing threads that will be
closed due to the childish rantings and antics being
shown here?

You do know how they breed horses right?
Its not exactly fun. Lets just say it involves long rubber gloves.

reply to post by Envious


If you were the last man on earth...

.... well, you'll just be the last man on earth.

If say it were only women, and you are the last man, we could easily out power you.

reply to post by nixie_nox


Actually they use um, dummies, to collect the sperm. If I went into detail I'd get banned.

reply to post by Envious




Hello.... jedimiller??

How are you?

reply to post by Nosred


And how do they get it in the females?

No fun involved, unless your a race horse.

But envy, that is how they get a lot of sample spread around. :/

let's just say there'd be some woman who would want your children for the only purpose of saving the human race.... let's just say....
then you'd become a breeder,
never have direct contact with a woman due to contamination risk (we want healthy children)
we'd lock you up in a sterile environment (contamination risk)
feed you supper healthy food (for healthy children)
make you run on a treadmill at least two hours a day (good condition makes healthy children)
of course, no smoking, no alcohol, no drugs no medication....
no candy, no hamburgers, no chips, no fried food,
no messing up your hearhing with loud music
no messing up your eyes with tv and puterscreens

but... you'd be a hero for saving the human race for as long as you can, as often as you can, till the day you die.. and we woman hope you will last a long time.

how's that for a fantasy?

You know, I almost feel bad for the OP, almost. He knows nothing about women and what we like.There are women out there that would go for his self description, but thanks to his attitude, he is digging his own grave with women.

If he was the last man on earth, due to his attitude, I would be forced in to becoming a lesbian, and I am very, very straight.

Only exceptionally handsome men who are loaded with cash, can get away with his attitude, and even then only with shallow girls.