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What would you ladies do if all the men died except for Envy?

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posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:36 PM
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What would this new all female planet do with me? What would you ATS ladies do with my body? I believe maybe you girls would look to me as a leader. I'll have all the females here build me a massive solid gold throne of the gods.

I wonder how many girlfriends I'll get just because I'm the only male alive. Darn, now I hope all men do die but me hehehe.




posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:40 PM
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You seriously are obsessed with this aren't you. All you ever talk about is basically enslaving women.

Grow up.



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:42 PM
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they'd probably laugh at your doughy body, then all switch over to being lesbian.



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:42 PM
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Hahaha oh dear, you require every other male on the planet to die before you can even have a chance at getting laid? You poor thing.



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:46 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
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they'd probably laugh at your doughy body, then all switch over to being lesbian.


I'm a very scrawny dude
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posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:46 PM
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Originally posted by Envious

Originally posted by Lysergic
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they'd probably laugh at your doughy body, then all switch over to being lesbian.


I'm a very scrawny dude
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they'd probably laugh at your skinny underdeveloped body, then all switch over to being lesbian.


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posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:47 PM
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I'd grow a patch of cucumbers.



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:48 PM
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Originally posted by MzMorbid
I'd grow a patch of cucumbers.

\

BWAHAHAAH



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:48 PM
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Originally posted by DeepThoughtCriminal
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Hahaha oh dear, you require every other male on the planet to die before you can even have a chance at getting laid? You poor thing.


For every attractive female there are 15 alpha males with perfect bodies after her, a bunch of average guys, and then geeky anime/hentai dorks like me that have 0% chance.

I'm better off if you guys die lol.



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by MzMorbid
I'd grow a patch of cucumbers.



damn LYSergic i wsant even done laughting and you replied again. then MZMorbid came in with the most epic reply of the year ... gold star goes to MZM!!!!!!!!!!!



I mean seriosly I want that quoted in my sig now.

end of the world feminine checklist... cucumber seeds.
edit on 6/26/2011 by -W1LL because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:52 PM
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Originally posted by Envious

Originally posted by DeepThoughtCriminal
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Hahaha oh dear, you require every other male on the planet to die before you can even have a chance at getting laid? You poor thing.


For every attractive female there are 15 alpha males with perfect bodies after her, a bunch of average guys, and then geeky anime/hentai dorks like me that have 0% chance.

I'm better off if you guys die lol.


well i suggest you start holding your breath!



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:54 PM
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Originally posted by MzMorbid
I'd grow a patch of cucumbers.


Dang, that's cold



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:55 PM
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Thankfully, I'm bi, so I'd still have plenty to choose from. Let all the straight women fight over you.



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 02:55 PM
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posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 03:04 PM
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Go about my business and act like you don't exist, because you men are good for nothing.



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 03:06 PM
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Hahahaha, you probably would still end up a virgin in the long run xD S&F though, funny post xD



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 03:07 PM
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Lol, I think you just have personality issues because I'm an anime/greek/nerd/gamer whatever else you want but I have a girlfriend who I am extremely happy with, infact never had a problem with getting a girl


Or maybe that is down to me socialising in the outside world too? who knows



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 03:17 PM
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Legalize human cloning, using only alpha male with perfect bodies DNA.



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 03:29 PM
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I can't believe I actually read through this thread.
My head hurts.



posted on Jun, 26 2011 @ 03:38 PM
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