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Osama KILLED Obama and Obama KILLED Osama ...

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posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 01:41 AM
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When I saw on TV --> Obama, announcing to the World that HE KILLED OSAMA ...

... I had a premonition WHICH TOLD ME THE TRUTH !


I saw in my mind's eye WHAT WAS REALLY HAPPENING !!

Osama KILLED Obama and then Obama KILLED Osama !!!

That is the short story here is the long.

Years ago Osama was hanging out in Pakistan, in a secret hiding place, he had many health problems and came across a doctor who was very good and might actually be able to help him. He went and saw the doctor and he WAS very good the doctor also told him, we can arrange to change your appearance so that you will not get caught by GEORGE W. BUSH !!!!!!

So, of course, Osama with his many millions said yes and had the work done, but as time passed waiting for the doctor to be ready to do the transplants that would be done the American elections neared closure.

Obama WAS IN THE LEAD so Obama told the doctor, MAKE ME LOOK LIKE OBAMA, and THEY DID !!!

So everything went VERY WELL it took almost a year to heal up from ALL the work, but afterwards Osama thought it was VERY odd and CURIOUS that he should now look JUST LIKE OBAMA, the American president !

Soo he decided to TRY SOMETHING, just a LITTLE EXPERIMENT !

He flew to Washington and took a tour in the White House !!

While taking the tour he found that EVERYONE acknowledge him as being the PRESIDENT, well this was ALL he needed !!!

He ducted into a closet and then a bedroom, staying after the tour and made his way into the rest of the House.

Luckily Obama and family was on one of their many vacations, so he just hung out and waited.

When the family returned he already had scouted the layout of the White House so hid while the REAL Obama returned and when he was alone with Obama ...

... OSAMA KILLED OBAMA ...

... he stuffed his body into the trash shoot !!!!!!


And then he snuck in and got in bed with ...

... MICHELLE !!!

She says, OH, BARAK you have been using the VIAGRA, Woopy !


But Osama/Obama is NOT STUPID ...

... he understood now that he had to CLOSE THE DEAL !!!

So that is when Osama/Obama realized HE MUST KILL OSAMA !!

Soo now, of course, we have Osama running the country Obama is REALLY Osama ...


... and when Obama/Osama went on TV to tell us he had killed Osama ...

... now WE really KNOW that Osama/Obama KILLED Osama !!!




posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 01:46 AM
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So, a really long joke? Is that what this is?



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 01:48 AM
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i need some of what your getting



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 01:51 AM
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Man that was sure a plausible scenario of what really happenned
, you did get the Obama Osama name thing mixed up once though?
but you really made a farcsical current event more believable

Great opening post.



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 01:53 AM
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I'm not following. So a Muslim killed a Muslim? Impossible. Surely, Michelle and the rest of the world should know Obama from Osama. Is this a troll thread?



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 01:56 AM
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reply to post by MACchine
 


dude i get info directly from the gov and military, as i used to work in intel for the cia/pentagon. osama was killed in the tora bora air raid of 2007. email me at btbaine518@yahoo.com if you have anything to say.



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 02:05 AM
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Originally posted by pikypiky
I'm not following. So a Muslim killed a Muslim? Impossible. Surely, Michelle and the rest of the world should know Obama from Osama. Is this a troll thread?


If the Plastic surgery was a complete makeover
perhaps not?
It doesn't appear to me as a troll thread but a completley plausible explanation for strange times?



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 02:08 AM
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Originally posted by chancemusky
So, a really long joke? Is that what this is?


THIS, is how I see the WORLD !!!



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 02:10 AM
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Originally posted by pavelivanov22
i need some of what your getting



Try a few DEEEP breaths and ELECTROCUTION



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 02:12 AM
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Originally posted by Dr Expired
Man that was sure a plausible scenario of what really happenned
, you did get the Obama Osama name thing mixed up once though?
but you really made a farcsical current event more believable

Great opening post.


I DID THAT ON PURPOSE, it makes you look TWICE !!!

YES, if only EVERYONE could seeeee the liiiiiigggghhhhhhttttt



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 02:17 AM
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Originally posted by brendenbaine
reply to post by MACchine
 


dude i get info directly from the gov and military, as i used to work in intel for the cia/pentagon. osama was killed in the tora bora air raid of 2007. email me at btbaine518@yahoo.com if you have anything to say.


In a PAST LIFE I, DID, believe that Osama HAD died sometime during 2007, YOUR INTELLIGENCE MUST BE VERY GOOD !!!


But then the night I saw Obama on TV, I SAW THE LIGHT, and I KNEW, Osama KILLED Obama and Obama KILLED Osama !!!



posted on Jun, 25 2011 @ 02:20 AM
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Originally posted by Dr Expired

Originally posted by pikypiky
I'm not following. So a Muslim killed a Muslim? Impossible. Surely, Michelle and the rest of the world should know Obama from Osama. Is this a troll thread?


If the Plastic surgery was a complete makeover
perhaps not?
It doesn't appear to me as a troll thread but a completley plausible explanation for strange times?


¡¡¡ Another has AWOKEN !!!



posted on Jun, 30 2011 @ 04:10 AM
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Nay the light of ye thread has weeken me

Where tee noow ?
Fook that light is fooking breet , ooh ne I broke me fooking ankle.



posted on Jun, 30 2011 @ 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by Dr Expired
reply to post by MACchine
 


Nay the light of ye thread has weeken me

Where tee noow ?
Fook that light is fooking breet , ooh ne I broke me fooking ankle.


Dr. Physician, Heel Thyself !!!



posted on Jul, 1 2011 @ 07:47 AM
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soldier woalks into a bar and sits down

bartender asks what can i get you
solider says ill have a binladen

what is that

two shots with a splash of water




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