We Need A Circus Midget For President

Because we've already had 3 clowns
What Say You???

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Robert Reich!!!

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If Ron Paul isn't in the running's, I'd vote for the little guy, and I'd be excited about voting for him too!

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[Bridget the midget for pres. i've seen some of her work and i know she's the 1 get f@#$ed not me .!!!!

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Nah, I'd rather see an elephant.
Or at least Ron Paul in an elephant costume. Metaphorically speaking of course, since he's a Libertarian, not a Republican, just running as one.

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I think it would be a novel idea at least the Midget part anyway, surely a persons size shouldn't affect his performance?

I have seen very small midgets catch sharks off a bridge, they can be quite powerful beings.

I think it would be a victory for equal rights if the next US President was indeed a midget, the Ethnicity would be secondary in importance?

A Latin Midget? A black African Midget? A native Indian Midget?

Perhaps the presidency campaign could have several midgets on both political divides?

Looking up to your Leader? Well looking down is the norm anyways?


Go the Midgets.

From the clowns we have had in office, as well as all potential future clown candidates looking to get in, (with the exception of Ron Paul who DOES have a BRAIN and SENSE and ISNT a clown), I would take a midget ANY DAY for president.

Heck, if they existed still on the planet, I would take even a Neanderthal for president at this point...

Well the little guy would then be on equal footing with..the midget running China

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Midget is a bad word. They're "Little People". Or "Vertically Challenged".

Racist.

Originally posted by xstatic
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[Bridget the midget for pres. i've seen some of her work and i know she's the 1 get f@#$ed not me .!!!!

edit on 24-6-2011 by xstatic because: MiSpElLeD

I can't believe someone actually brought up Bridget the midget...porn much?

Bridget the midget for President...you should send her an email and see if she is up for running...you never know...if her past is any indication she is up for just about anything!

nope

no clowns
no midgets
no liars
no morons
no cheats
no lawyers
no career politicians.
no nonsense

and someone who knows how many states are in this country and who can say corpsman right

I agree and have always said politics= a circus.

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No, you're wrong.

They're Shetland people.

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I don't think you need to put any effort at all in threads around ATS and I am really disappointed because one of the reasons I joined is because this site seemed to be more mature and weed through the nonsense.

Not only have you started a thread with nothing, no information either new or old, no structure no links, no effort but people are posting replies and giving stars.

This is like some sort of alternate universe for ATS the "content" snobs and last word in manners. I know they let kids on here but I did think their standards were much higher than this. Kind of disappointed.

What say I....? Well since you asked, I think a circus midget might make a good President depending on the man or woman and their political beliefs. If they were corporate suck ups or even paid shills for the only folks that can afford them I would say move along.
If they were for the people and by the people I say.... bring them on.

And I hope you like the circus because you are going to see many more years of it. Nobody is going Mormon this election so your best opposition is out already.

Let the name calling begin.

a donkey show with Bridget the Midget would be more interesting, thought provoking, intellectually stimulating than any candidates that have stepped forward to run so far.

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I always say everything is better with midgets.

Watch,

Midget Wrestling

Midget Football

Midget MMA.

I am all for Lewis Black's idea of electing dead Ronald Regan

I'm seriously tired of clowns and i just thought midgets would be a nice change for the next 4 years , if they do good then we might try the bearded lady or a geek

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Dont be sad you arent allowed into the super secret side of ATS. From your post to star ratio, your posts arent profound enough and your Watts is lacking.. work on the content of your own posts and maybe someday you too will feel the joy of being cool enough for the black ATS van pulling up in your drive and SO, Springer, and the mystery guy handing you your jacket, pin, and secret password. Keep trying, there is still hope.

Originally posted by Advantage
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Dont be sad you arent allowed into the super secret side of ATS. From your post to star ratio, your posts arent profound enough and your Watts is lacking.. work on the content of your own posts and maybe someday you too will feel the joy of being cool enough for the black ATS van pulling up in your drive and SO, Springer, and the mystery guy handing you your jacket, pin, and secret password. Keep trying, there is still hope.

Golly, I'd join you in lock step with the rest of the rats following the piper but I just don't like rats. They're playing your song though. Enjoy the ride, wear the jacket and stick your pin.

Glanced over as much of your writing as I could possibly bear and recommend this book www.bartleby.com... to keep you from pecking away like a chicken in dirt without substance, wit, or style and it might help you overcome that pesky punctuation problem. I would say keep trying but being realistic, you would just be wasting your time. Perhaps YOU should consider the circus? And maybe after that, a run for office? How tall are you? Only joking. I don't really care.