The best joke I've ever heard about dogs!!!

Okay, there's this one guy who names his dogs "One" and "Two". If "Two" dies he's glad still to have "One"

*sarcasm on* It's a funny joke, isn't it? I can't even remember having laughed that hard in a while as my colleauge told me this joke today. *sarcasm off*

reply to post by Dalbeck


Uhm, maybe my sense of humour sucks, but it was not that funny.

I smiled though....

vvv

but if "one" dies he still has "two"

it would be confusing explaining this to his friends

it is not funny at all but it may be just a different type of humor

Heres one for you all...

A man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me two pints of Guiness please"
So the bartender brings him two pints and the man proceeds to drink one after the other.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order two at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have a brother who lives in the states. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brother is having two pints of Guiness too, and we're drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered two beers.

Then one week he came in and ordered only one.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man said, "Oh, my brothers fine----I just quit drinking."

Hehe yeah your reaction is really the same as mine, so I'm glad to be "leaning on the right fence" with you all. I too couldn't laugh at all about this "joke", I was being sarcastic in my OP

reply to post by XXXN3O


Hehe same kinda joke (but still better than the one I was being told today)

Originally posted by Dalbeck
reply to post by XXXN3O

 

Hehe same kinda joke (but still better than the one I was being told today)

Worst joke I have ever heard has to be...

"Mary Rose sat on a pin....Mary Rose"

I have yet to hear one that is worse

Originally posted by XXXN3O

Originally posted by Dalbeck
reply to post by XXXN3O

 

Hehe same kinda joke (but still better than the one I was being told today)

Worst joke I have ever heard has to be...

"Mary Rose sat on a pin....Mary Rose"

I have yet to hear one that is worse

Hehe come on it's not thaaat bad though I had to smile because of its simplicity

The first one about the dogs is even stupider than that.

Not even slightly funny.

reply to post by CaptChaos


Okay I added the sarcasm prefixes

And yet, as my daughter and I remarked this very week-end, it is always the worst jokes that seem to generate the most laughs at parties... Because there are tons of reasons to laugh at such crappy jokes, or the people telling them...

But the last best one I heard that made me dangerously laugh for a good 10 minutes was said by imitator André-Phillipe Gagnon. He was impersonating the ex-GM of the Montreal Canadiens, Serge Savard.

When he began and presented himself as Serge, he said, inverting parts of Savard's first and last name; " Hello. My name is Sard Saverge... " The thing is, when you say "Sard Saverge", instead of Serge Savard, it literally sounds like the translated following: " Takes out his d**k. "

It is stupid by itself, but it was so much unexpected... Even the live audience had a few seconds of "huh?" before they got it...
Expectation is everything and that is why a bad joke will always have its place in a good party.

And just to be clear, there is a difference between a bad joke, and a tasteless one, which I usually don't approve... unless it is very à propos.

LOL I just noticed... I didn't address the dog issue of the OP... I wonder how THEY feel about it...

My favorite Joke is also imo the worst joke ever. It is an old British joke so if you are British you should get it if not you wont sorry.

Two shoes in a corner...especially the left.

By the way my dogs name is deeohgee.

reply to post by NowanKenubi


Hehe you're absolutely right about it !! Ah by the way who did you mean by saying that you wonder how "they" feel?

reply to post by IPILYA


Ah since I'm not British I really didn't understadn it but I think it may has something to do with politics? ^^

And it's a very interesting name for a dog

I always wanted to name my dog "Diogi" (or D O G) and my cat "Ciati" (C A T) just said with an Italian accent.

reply to post by Gazrok


It's funny, most people when they hear me call her at the dog park, mention that it is an interesting name and ask me where it comes from. When I tell them the name slowly they get it.

reply to post by IPILYA


Ahhh okay now I got it There are some people in my neighborhood who call their dogs with unusual names (but what is "unusual" today ), like "Dieter" or "Herbert"

you're a tee pee..

you're a wig wam..

relax man..

you are too tents..(tense)

now that's badd...

Badd..