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Stupid Quotes/Phrases

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posted on Aug, 9 2004 @ 12:59 AM
I've heard some pretty stupid quote/phrases lately so I decided to post them... Feel free to add any you think would qualify.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I never apologize, Sorry, that's just the way i am.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you worried?

A day without sunshine is like night.

Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare

7/5 of the population don't understand fractions

everything is the same, only different

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't

How many times have you committed suicide?

Smoking kills, and if you die you lose a major part of your life.

I love my job because I get to travel to places overseas... Like Canada- said by Brittany Spears

Your going to be dead for the rest of your life

If the right thing is not right... is it left?

Warning: Being to open minded can lead to your brain falling out

There's no limit to what you can't do

I don't want to sit next to the person behind me

55% of the population doesn't care about statistics

Soap makes water wetter

It's deja vu all over again

China is a big country with a lot of Chinese people living there

Is this a stupid question?

we can take a lesson from thumb tacks, there heads keep them from going to far

Go the distance and you'll go far

Do you think cats know they're cats?

Pitching is 80% of the game, the other half is fielding and hitting.

Suicide hotline... Please hold

There's no food in water

Life's to short to be small

posted on Aug, 10 2004 @ 10:44 PM
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking."
- Richard Haas, NBC News consultant

"Solutions are not the answer."

"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
- Road sign on US 27

"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."


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