reply to post by Slawth
Uk today, in the year of our lord 2011,
no more a land of lucky seven
No, the investment bankers saw to that,
derivitives heaven to any fat cat.
The land of free credit, live above your means,
has turned into a world of debt ridden screams.
The rich looking down from their apex of glory,
making untold gains from this sad, sorry story :shk:
Penthouses their vision of life in high rises
while the minions struggle with rip-off rising prices.
but inflation is only 4.5 percent, honest it's the truth,
so say the Bank of England, using manipulated proof...
Uk today in the year of our lord 2015,
now those four year ago problems seem like beautiful dreams,
power cut Britain, surviving in a cold, embittered state,
All energy suppliers have quadrupled their rate
Negative equity becomes a mortgage hell,
as they repossess your house that you cannot sell !!
Uk today in the year of our lord 2020,
Are you having a giraffe, its barren and empty
mankind got frazzled by that big solar storm,
but first time in years we managed to keep warm !!!
Thus endeth this poem of our impending doom,
* exits the thread not a moment too bladdy soon *
edit on 22-6-2011 by uk today because: (no reason given)