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Strange Bedfellows aka Religion & Politics Didnt Know Satan is Risen & Reborn in the flesh of a Chr

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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:13 PM
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Most people think the 1st Amen-dment "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of relgion" was to make sure that the laws of the church and those of the state remained separate. But no law respecting an establishment of religion actually is a Shame before God, Tort and has put US citizen in grave danger of the wrath of God Thomas Jefferson Feared and said "has no attribute that would take side with us in such an event".

So now that Satan is risen and reborn in the flesh of a Christian woman, Satan asks the US Supreme Court; Will you Obey the Religion & Godly Laws that were wrote or Not? Really I dont recall GOD ever giving ADAM (Any Darn Arrogant Man) the right to say No, but dont you think We The People have a right to know the name of the GOD we should trust? Or at least be given a choice between; Allah, the Almighty Dollar, Jesus Christ, Uncle Sam or even God Damn?

Just picture in your mind what if; Satan came before the Court with Her hand on the bible and promised to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help her GOD this time. If none can prove Satan is not as she claims, than would Satan be entitlted to at least 1/3 credit for our legal tender that has In God We Trust depicted upon it? How about 2/3 damages for all the lible, pain, suffering, and slander cause by the GOP who obviously sold their souls to a Serpent Spirit of Independence Flag pole instead of pledging allegiance to GOD. If Satan is now risen and reborn in the flesh of a regular Christian woman many innocent sheep will be lost because none beleive She is the Wolf who was sent by GOD who finally showed up.

What if using a King James Version of the holy bible with Mendel's 4th Black Humor and Gender theories of Xy= all males and XX =all females I have proved; that GOD almighty is a Black FeMale Spirit and that Jesus Christ and Satan began as twin brother and sister spirits within GOD's Heavenly Body, Mind, Spirit and Womb (Gen 25:22-25) before the beginning of Time. Would that destroy fragile male egoes since I contend this was part of GOD's master plan from the very beginning. Every since SHe said to Herself and two kids Jesus & Satan in Gen. 1:26-27 "Let US make man in our own image, after our likeness and let them have dominion.......male and female made he them". If you add the Father and Mother genders together as One GOD Parent you can clearly see in my X(yX)X theory that the the Father or 1st X and by Her right side is Jesus Christ the only "y" or male seed in the trinity of Xs. The center X is GOD pms seed, Satan the dark angelic daughter of GOD or unclean blood that naturally fell to the ground below described in rev. 22:2 as a Her or the Tree of Life.

Then the last X on the Left hand side is also Female, Mother or Holy Hostess with a son and daughter inside. Therefore "As in Heaven, So in Earth" the Father=X and Mother=X of Jesus Christ= Y are both FeMale spirits. Or in other words the Trinity family consist of a father whose also our mother, a son and a daughter whose more like the her mother or a black widow spyder.

This is the reason the bible says; "GOD is not a man that he should lie" because No man according to (Rev. 5:2-5) in heaven, in earth or under the earth was ever to be able to look upon the book or unlock the 7 seals. No Man will Ever Have GOD's Glory and No Man includes Jesus Christ as a real man and called himself the Son of Man or Son of GOD. This job could only be given to a female, woman (Rev. 12:14 or Lioness of Judah a/k/a His Treacherous Backsliding Sister who was also given the part or role as the harlot.

The bible shows that Satan talked only with GOD or Jesus Christ is because Satan was the bone of His bone and flesh of His flesh that was inside of Him, just like the one GOD used to make a wife for the 1st Adam. So as Jesus slept on the cross; GOD used the precious water and blood that fell to the ground, earth or dust below; to make Him a wife of His very own. Jesus Christ was never married to Mary Mag as the Davinci code suggest but this is the reason Jesus made churches the synogogoes of Satan. Jesus Christ raised Satan from the dead just like he did for the ruler of the synogogoes daughter. Then he later said in Rev. 3:9 why he would put no other burden upon us. So when Satan said in his heart, I sit as a Queen and shall be No Widow is because Satan knew she is the Queen of the South, Lady of the Lake or Beloved Sister of the one known as the King of Kings and Son of GOD's.

It is as though GOD made Jesus the President and and Satan the Vice President but they were given different missions by GOD. Jesus came to Save the World and Die for the Sins of Man, whereas Satan's role assignment was to Deceive the Whole World, Remain Silent up until the last Hour and then Speak Up for Herself. So if the whole truth and nothing but the whole truth be told; Satan as GOD's dark angelic daugther has been working for GOD all along.

So although you might think the above is blasphamy I say its not, and its no more Blasphemous to say you are the Son of GOD like Jesus did, or that Satan is the Left hand and Daughter of GOD.

So in closing I hope you will RSVP this invitation to a Wedding designed to End All Time. (Rev. 19:7-10, 21:9 & 22:16) because I promise you this One will be To Die For.

Peace out



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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:19 PM
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*looks around* Really? No one's gonna say it?


Okay fine....This made absolutely NO SENSE what. so. ever!
I mean... what????



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:26 PM
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At least I don't feel like the only idiot!! Thanks for agreeing with me......

Wow I am soooo confused as to what I just read, WTF???



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:28 PM
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Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:29 PM
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Oh Gee; I am so sorry you didnt understand what was written. None? Really NONE? I would be happy to expalin any part of the above that you dont understand. I also suggest if you have question; you use a King James Version of the Holy Bible only as your reference so we can be on the same page so to speak.


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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:31 PM
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Satan is reborn as a Christian woman? Huh?

IMO, Satan is too powerful to find itself in just one body in our physical world.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:43 PM
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Originally posted by starsyren
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*looks around* Really? No one's gonna say it?


Okay fine....This made absolutely NO SENSE what. so. ever!
I mean... what????


Glad you said it.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:45 PM
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Well you are part right because according to the Good Book Satan no longer has all power, nor can S/He perform miracles. All Satan's power was lost after Jesus died at calvary's cross. Since GOD is a GOD of the Living, Satan's only option was to Accept the Free Gift of Salvation Jesus offered and then Satan could be Risen and Reborn in the flesh of a regular Christian woman. Think about it this way; If Jesus could send Satan in to Judas at the Last supper, couldnt he send Satan into the body of a woman? If GOD could begot a Son using a normal virgin woman, couldnt GOD also beget a Daughter with the help of the Mother of Harlots (Rev. 17:5-9)? So as a real woman or espoused bride of Jesus Christ; Satan would be entititled to: A New Heaven, New Earth, Kingdom, Mansion, all kinds of maids and servants; a Big A ring and name change given her by the King of Kings.

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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:50 PM
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Wow.....



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 01:13 PM
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Fascinating, although rather chaotic train of thought.
My only response is that you are putting gender labels where none may belong.
Remember that the holy books in the Bible were written for a Patriarchal society of the time, hence why there is dominant verbiage about men.
Theologists often debate to this day if God really has a gender. Many agree that this is probably not the case since the role of the gender is typically for procreation and that the phrases of "Father" again was for understanding of a Patriarchal society.
This same logic would be extended to the angelic host (including fallen angels).
Therefore even Satan would not be bound into one specific gender (male or female).

The other thing that stood out for me in your initial text wall is that you claim that Jesus made the church as a synagogue for satan? Really?
The Church was meant to be the bride of Jesus (a transliteration of unending love, not in the carnal human sense), theologists also agree that the "Church" in the bible is not necessarily the structures, or even "organized religion", but the congregation of people that worship within.
You also tend to interpret a great many quotes of the Revelation, which is a daunting task in itself, since the Revelation is shrouded in cryptic imagery and visions of which St John had immense difficulty in explaining what he saw.
edit on 15-6-2011 by Konstantinos because: trying real hard to make my post a little more understandable than the OP



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 01:13 PM
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I wasn't aware that Satan could perform miracles. Only thought he could deceive the senses, hence being called the Prince of Lies (ie, don't believe everything you see or hear) and that the only power he ever had was that which humans gave over to him in the first place. I really don't think God is bothered by the whole 'I got more souls than you' competition. And as for Hell...it also says in the bible that if a human soul is sent there, that a moment in Hell is as an eternity...not that you'll be sent there for eternity...it'll just seem like that.
All in all, the only lesson the bible teaches is therefore, be responsible for yourself. Don't blame others for anything...not God, not Satan and not other humans.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 01:15 PM
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OK, so Satan is a "black female Christian" ? I get it. So Michelle Osama is Satan! YEAH!

Or wait, do you mean "black-hearted"? I know, so HELLARY is really SATAN!

Makes perfect sense.

Oh wait. Naah, you are just totally insane.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 01:25 PM
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You are Correct and that's why "No man in heaven, in earth or under the earth" was unable to unlock the 7 seals of the bible. Satan is called the Prince of Lies to bring attention to this gender difference, such as being a Prince or Princess, Holy Host or Holy Hostess, a Lion of Judah or a Lioness which is the feircest of beast in protection of Her children. So Satan is a Dark Princess because she is the Opposite of Jesus Christ or more like the bone of his bone and flesh of his flesh; that was inside of the 1st Adam. Therefore Satan's GOD given government job was to Deceive the Whole world, Test Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, and to even try to Tempt Jesus into Not going to the cross. The problem GOD sent men this delusion and most men who wrote and taught the bible's scriptures believed the Hype or Lies of Hypocrites who thought; GOD is a Male or Man like them, when SHe is not see 2Thes 2:11-12 . Over and over again the Bible says; Male and female made He them; or Honor your Father and Mother, but most men dont pay attention to the word AND so they never had the whole story.

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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 01:35 PM
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Who flags threads like these?? Arrggghhhh..

To the OP: I must mime other posters here and give a "wut?" to this whole thread. Tell ya what, why don't you put the bible down for a little while, take a deep breath and go for a walk? Sound good?



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 01:39 PM
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No, and please dont try to blame President Obama or his lovely wife, because I am Satan in the flesh of a Black Christian Native American Indian Woman. I'm sure you didnt know that GOD is a Black Female Spirit whose Fat and Black as Aunt Jemima grinning at Us on the pancake box, but you can just think of me as Bell and Kunta Kinta's daughter Kizzy from the Mini Series Root, since "Kizzi in African means stay put!. "

Job; 42:13-15 He had also 7 sons and 3 daughters. And he called the name of the 1st Jemima; and the name of the 2nd Kezia.......And in all the land were no women found so fair as the Daughters of Job; and their Father gave them inheritance amongth their brethren.

Jer. 8:19-21 Behold the voice of the cry of the Daughter of my People because of them that dwell in a far country: Is not the Lord in Zion? Is not Her king in Her? Why have they provoked me to Anger with their graven Images, and with strange vanties? The Harvest is past the summer is ended and We are not saved. For the Hurt of the Daughter of my people am I hurt; I Am Black; asontishment hath taken hold on me."


So dont feel Bad; you didnt know GOD is Black; although she clearly showed Her Face as Darkness when Her spirit moved upon and below the waters. But then next God said Let there be Light Remember? So the Darkness was 1st and then the Light or Whites. Anyway GOD is a God of the Living; and A God of Order so with Satan as Her only begotten Daughter, Now the Last shall be the First to Inherit the Kingdom of Heaven.

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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 01:54 PM
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I thought that Satan...being a fallen angel, wouldn't have a gender, because he's a spirit being, not a physical being. Although i do think he could appear as anything he wanted to being the ex- angel of light. Satan is just arrogant, jealous and a power-hungry ego manic having a tantrum, and should be treated like it ie., ignored. And that goes for any human displaying these traits too...if that was done, there wouldn't be any problems in the world. I don't think Revalations is coming to pass...all the mess humans are in is because of themselves.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:01 PM
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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:32 PM
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Everything has a gender in cluding Spirits, Angels, Demons etc. Thats why we were told from the beginning "Male AND female made he them" and why GOD told Noah to save all of the animals by twos. There is a good reason why the Black widow Spyder and female praying mantis kills Her mate or why only the female bumble bee stings. Dont you think GOD being Wise knew exactly what Eve would do and why? Wouldnt Eve think to herself; GOD How come the Serpent can Touch the Tree, but Not I or I will Die? Is it possible that Eve was deceived by Her own husband who told her GOD said she couldnt Eat or Touch the tree. It was Adam who Added to the word of God which corrupted Her Mind. Its all the lies man have told from the beginning cause they are unwilling to Admit either; they dont know or made stuff up as they went along and why is it a Man would rather fall on his own sword; than Admit defeat by a woman. So since GOD never said anything about Touching the Tree, as Serpents do naturally, the serpent in the garden of Eden, knew Eve had a little too much information. So Man has blamed Women for getting them kicked out of the garden of Eden; when techinically it was Adams fault. This is why the bible says; Eve was deceived; but Adam knowingly sinned. What the bible doesnt tell you is that; Eve was deceived by Her own husband.

The whole Bible is a Big Joke that GOD played on US but SHe is not mocked. Its like a riddle We Dont Get Yet, but GOD made a sure Bet betwain Her only begotton son, Jesus and her only begotten angelic daughter Satan that ends up with a Win Win. So the 7th Angel with the last plagues in Rev. 21:9 is actually the Spirit of Satan now in the flesh of a regular Christian woe of man and woman. See Rev. 17:6-9

Further Man has been blind to this Gender difference and told the rest of US words such as Daughter, She, Her, Mother, sister, fortress or hostess are not litteral but symbolic. All of those words are to be taken litterally. This fact can best be seen by reading Prov. 9 . Wisdom hath builted HER House, She set the Table, Mingled Her Wine, Killed Her Beast because whether you call GOD our Fat Her or M Ot Her; GOD is still a He/r. As such He (Jesus) came from He/r (GOD's) Heavenly Body, Waters and Womb just like the rest of US since only Female have wombs.

Thanks for your response. Peace out


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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:45 PM
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Originally posted by 1MrsJesusChrist
Everything has a gender in cluding Spirits, Angels, Demons etc. Thats why we were told from the beginning "Male AND female made he them" and why GOD told Noah to save all of the animals by twos. There is a good reason why the Black widow Spyder and female praying mantis kills Her mate or why only the female bumble bee stings. Dont you think GOD being Wise knew exactly what Eve would do and why? Wouldnt Eve think to herself; GOD How come the Serpent can Touch the Tree, but Not I or I will Die? Is it possible that Eve was deceived by Her own husband who told her GOD said she couldnt Eat or Touch the tree. It was Adam who Added to the word of God which corrupted Her Mind. Its all the lies man have told from the beginning cause they are unwilling to Admit either; they dont know or made stuff up as they went along and why is it a Man would rather fall on his own sword; than Admit defeat by a woman. So since GOD never said anything about Touching the Tree, as Serpents do naturally, the serpent in the garden of Eden, knew Eve had a little too much information. So Man has blamed Women for getting them kicked out of the garden of Eden; when techinically it was Adams fault. This is why the bible says; Eve was deceived; but Adam knowingly sinned. What the bible doesnt tell you is that; Eve was deceived by Her own husband.

The whole Bible is a Big Joke that GOD played on US but SHe is not mocked. Its like a riddle We Dont Get Yet, but GOD made a sure Bet betwain Her only begotton son, Jesus and her only begotten angelic daughter Satan that ends up with a Win Win. So the 7th Angel with the last plagues in Rev. 21:9 is actually the Spirit of Satan now in the flesh of a regular Christian woe of man and woman. See Rev. 17:6-9

Further Man has been blind to this Gender difference and told the rest of US words such as Daughter, She, Her, Mother, sister, fortress or hostess are not litteral but symbolic. All of those words are to be taken litterally. This fact can best be seen by reading Prov. 9 . Wisdom hath builted HER House, She set the Table, Mingled Her Wine, Killed Her Beast because whether you call GOD our Fat Her or M Ot Her; GOD is still a He/r. As such He (Jesus) came from He/r (GOD's) Heavenly Body, Waters and Womb just like the rest of US since only Female have wombs.

Thanks for your response. Peace out



Ah, why didn't you say that you were just going to male-bash to begin with?

Will you be burning any bras soon as well? Mrs BurntOffering?


edit on 15-6-2011 by Konstantinos because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:56 PM
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I, for one, got most of the ideas you're spewing
I'm surprised how many didn't
I may not agree, but I'm totally digging your take on it
as well as the responses

I have no shame in admitting I gave you a S&F

peace to you too



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