POOP BURGER: Japanese Researcher Creates Artificial Meat From Human Feces

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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 09:09 AM
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I ate a steaming cow-pat with a spoon once for a £50 bet....

It was yuuummmmmmmmm


But enriching for my bodies monetary system..




posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 09:09 AM
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Ooops

double post
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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 09:39 AM
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Any protein you'll ever consume has been poop at some point in its existence. This merely replaces the former middlemen (bacteria, worms, plants, cows) and replaces them with SCIENCE.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 09:59 AM
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Let them eat Sh*t.

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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 10:13 AM
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MMmmmmm.... Loaf meat....

in the video in the OP, a guy opens a blue fridge at 1:34. Check out what it says on the fridge door.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 10:45 AM
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Just don't tell McDonalds about it. You know what's gonna happen if they get "wind" of this



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 10:47 AM
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humans deserve to eat # . After all if we look at the byproducts of human waste today around the world the only word that comes to mind is s h i t .



You are what you eat !


Feed this cancer growth we call humans poo!



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 10:51 AM
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brings a whole new meaning to the saying..."s h it sandwich"
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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 10:59 AM
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I bet this stuff tastes like crap.

No second line needed.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 11:39 AM
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All I can say is.......I will never be the same. NOT EVER!!!! Luckily its morning and I haven't eaten breakfast yet. In fact I may never eat again.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:05 PM
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Must not drink coffee while reading funny posts, keyboard can't take it. The poop jokes are priceless! But in all seriousness, does this mean that Mr. Hanky will now become an international icon? Will he no longer be just the Christmas Poo?



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:08 PM
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No wonder dogs like to eat human feces at times.

I guess you can say 'Damn..it tastes like #' without hesitation at
any place it would be/is served.
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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:13 PM
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This is brilliant. If we were to ever colonize a planet other than our own we would NEED technology such as this in the beginning. We would need to drink our urine and eat our feces, obviously in some altered way. A poo-burger sounds like the best way to eat poop to me. Then wash it down with some good 'ol human-aid.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:27 PM
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I would eat a person, before I ate their fecal matter in a sandwich.

I $hit you not.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 12:46 PM
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For all we know this could already be in ...

mcdonalds anyone ?



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 01:07 PM
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This makes me think of something when i was 16/17 working at a market store. older fun itialin guy was the supervisor. thier was this tall retarded guy working thier night times, called joey* he'd make fun of joey, saying he's crazy, go by his house sometime, yuo can see him sitting on the chimmney, eating his own crap and barking at the moon*
it was an isnide joke between them all...but in reality, this is what it means to me crazy people eat thier own poop* dunno if the japanese are aware of that



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 01:37 PM
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I don't mind them making it and then donating it to starving people in places like Darfur . I mean if the choice is between sh*t and starvation , give them all the sh*t they can eat . Can;t be a picky eater when you're starving . I'll donate my part . Lots of starving people and we have enough sh*t for everyone . It's just the right thing to do . On the other hand maybe the rest of us should unionize and not be using the toilet to send them free turd . We just go to the local park to take a dump . When they offer us 4 bucks a pound we send it their way with a big flush . Make all of the turdburgers they want and send them to Darfur as long as i'm getting my cut . Everybody wins .



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:41 PM
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Originally posted by QpenMinded
This is brilliant. If we were to ever colonize a planet other than our own we would NEED technology such as this in the beginning. We would need to drink our urine and eat our feces, obviously in some altered way. A poo-burger sounds like the best way to eat poop to me. Then wash it down with some good 'ol human-aid.


Are you aware that we (in some cities) are already drinking our own urine?
If not, check this out:




posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 04:17 PM
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Sounds crapalicious.
Oh you just know that if any of the big fast food chains or corporations/meat producers can extract protein from feces and make sandwiches out of it, they will. It would definitely save them money, It really shouldn't be that hard to find all the crap necessary for production.

Ah... but who's to say that they dont do this already, you know sell you your own crap back to you repackaged.
Its a brave new world who knows what wonders the future will have for us all.

Brings us a little closer to solving The age old question. "Were does the # go?"



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 06:09 PM
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it's a whole new level of recycling. It's revolutionary this one


At least world hunger is no longer a problem, just eat your own crap
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