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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


If coc aine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

reply to post by SamTGonzalez


Are there female leprechauns?
Why do all the days of the week end in "y"?

Why do you never see baby pigeons?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Because "McDogs" just doesn't sound right.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

The left arm rest.

What is Satan's last name?

Christ.

Why do doctors leave the room when you change?

To take a breather.

If coc aine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?

Yes and yes.

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

Every private or commercial establishment that can hold 50 or more people is required to have a parking lot.

Are there female leprechauns?

Yes.

Why do all the days of the week end in "y"?

Because the word "day" always ends in "y" unless it is misspelled.

Why do you never see baby pigeons?

I see baby pigeons all the time.

I would like just one answer please - the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything - if you don't mind?
I know someone somewhere has a computer working on it but it might take some time.

Originally posted by trouble_every_day
I would like just one answer please - the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything - if you don't mind?

I know someone somewhere has a computer working on it but it might take some time.

The answer, my friend, is 42.

Why does the world have colours?

Originally posted by gangstarr
Why does the world have colours?

The world has colors because of Chuck Norris.

At first I thought this was going to be another lousy thread with canned, new-age answers for every question. But so far I like the questions! And answers.

So here's mine:

Where do all the unmatched socks' missing mates go?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Could switching to geico save you 15% or more on car insurance?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
And most important, can you believe its not butter?
(someone blow up my tv)

Where do all the unmatched socks' missing mates go?

To hell.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Inhale 16 oversized balloons filled with helium.

Could switching to geico save you 15% or more on car insurance?

Yes on everyday of the week except Tuesday. I literally just bought Geico insurance today (Tuesday) and saved about 53%.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Four score and seven

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Your great-grandmother's ex husband.

And most important, can you believe its not butter?

Only when it's cold outside.

My computer spazzed out and double posted.

reply to post by SamTGonzalez

Yes on everyday of the week except Tuesday. I literally just bought Geico insurance today (Tuesday) and saved about 53%.

ok thats hot
multi-stars for you!

reply to post by Forevever


And a star for you!

why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways

if a fat chik falls in a forest and no ones around do the trees laugh

boxer or briefs

why do i need a drivers lic. to buy beer when its illegal to drink n drive

why do men have nipples my male dog has 8

if god made us in his image why arent we invisible

a disgruntled employee who becomes satisfied is then...gruntled employee

im nonchalant so is anyone chalant

silver purple orange have no rhyme why

what do you say to god if he sneezes

why is a penis either a shower or a grower not both

peacocks are male female ones are peac unts?

apples grow in apple trees what grows in a country

sinner repent or sin or repent

why do guiness beer bubbles go down not up

why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways

Because they were named by idiots

if a fat chik falls in a forest and no ones around do the trees laugh

No, trees can't laugh. But if they could....

boxer or briefs

Boxers, unless doing a sport, then briefs

why do i need a drivers lic. to buy beer when its illegal to drink n drive

Any valid state issued photo ID works. Also, then how would a kid ever learn to make a fake ID?

why do men have nipples my male dog has 8

God is lazy, and made only minor design changes.

if god made us in his image why arent we invisible

On the contrary, I'd wager many people on this site feel invisible. Can you see me, right now?

a disgruntled employee who becomes satisfied is then...gruntled employee

Yes, but satisfied sounds so much more positive, doesn't it?

im nonchalant so is anyone chalant

Ok, you got me, there is no "gruntled" and no "chalant", English is a stupid, bastardized language. There, I said it, are you happy now?

silver purple orange have no rhyme why

Because they don't belong in songs.

what do you say to god if he sneezes

"Want a tissue?"

why is a penis either a shower or a grower not both

Who says it can't be both? Mine grows when it's shown.

peacocks are male female ones are peac unts?

Ok, what's with all this interest in male anatomy? I really hope that isn't what you try and call a female version of that creature.

apples grow in apple trees what grows in a country

Oh, I see where you're going with this...not going to fall for it. You're comparing apples and .......well, you know.

sinner repent or sin or repent

Well, if you didn't sin, then nothing TO repent, right?

why do guiness beer bubbles go down not up

German Engineering.

i applaud you sir

If infinity means no beginning and no end in either direction, but the symbol is that of the shape of an "eight" does that mean the past and the future meet at some point, and where?