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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change?
If coc aine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?
If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
Are there female leprechauns?
Why do all the days of the week end in "y"?
Why do you never see baby pigeons?
Originally posted by trouble_every_day
I would like just one answer please - the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything - if you don't mind?
I know someone somewhere has a computer working on it but it might take some time.
Originally posted by gangstarr
Why does the world have colours?
Where do all the unmatched socks' missing mates go?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Could switching to geico save you 15% or more on car insurance?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
And most important, can you believe its not butter?
why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways
if a fat chik falls in a forest and no ones around do the trees laugh
boxer or briefs
why do i need a drivers lic. to buy beer when its illegal to drink n drive
why do men have nipples my male dog has 8
if god made us in his image why arent we invisible
a disgruntled employee who becomes satisfied is then...gruntled employee
im nonchalant so is anyone chalant
silver purple orange have no rhyme why
what do you say to god if he sneezes
why is a penis either a shower or a grower not both
peacocks are male female ones are peac unts?
apples grow in apple trees what grows in a country
sinner repent or sin or repent
why do guiness beer bubbles go down not up