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Drunk Driver True story from Australia

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posted on Jun, 14 2011 @ 02:12 AM
I just got this email and thought it was worth sharing. It says it's a true story but I put in the jokes section because it's funny either way

Drunk Driving...THIS is absolutely brilliant! Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland
recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighborhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving
the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on
five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and
drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted
the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few meters, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At

last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started

up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

posted on Jun, 14 2011 @ 02:50 AM
gotta love the Aussies and their humour.

posted on Jun, 14 2011 @ 03:31 AM
That's too funny. I've never heard of a designated decoy.
Pretty clever.

posted on Jun, 18 2011 @ 01:00 AM
reply to post by ChaoticOrder

That is brilliantly genius.
I've heard of designated driver, usually called designated Dave here in UK.
But designated Decoy, I wanna use it.

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