Alien in my kitchen., page 1
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Topic started on 7-8-2004 @ 01:05 AM by TheHeggy
I woke up this morning, went to make my breakfast, and found myself in an extremely awkward position.



I've constructed a fort in my living room, and stocked up on supplies. I should have enough to last at least a week. So far, the alien seems uninterested in me, but I remain wary.

My fiance has obviously had her mind affected by this strange creature, as she's been kissing and cuddling it all day. It hasn't gotten to me because I had the foresight to build a hat out of aluminum foil.

I shall not sleep tonight, for I fear it will lay it's eggs in my chest.

I must go now, as it has begun watching me.... I shall report back soon.

Send re-enforcements.

[edit on 7-8-2004 by TheHeggy]


reply posted on 7-8-2004 @ 01:11 AM by SpockO_o
Are their any Pepsi's Left for me?



reply posted on 8-8-2004 @ 06:53 PM by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
Ahhh, I feel your pain. I have become victim myself to thier rule. You see, three of these creatures have taken over my home, and they rule absolutely. The tin foil hat dpont work buddy, I tried that and all they did was chew on it and swat it around like a fly to show thier supremecy.

I have found thier mind control methods work best on women, as I, like your fiancee, have been convinced to pick them up, cuddle them, groom them, and care for them like infants. They have even gone so far to destroy my free will, that when ever I travel out ans see one of thier kin, I am compelled to pet, feed, and give affection to the creatures. Thier control is absolute.

I often find all three of them sleeping all over me at night, rpeveneting my movement, as I have been rendered incapable of of pushing them off, and they keep me hostage in my own bed, using a purring sound to sedate and control me (that purr sound is actually mind controling EMP and sonic waves to render you inhostile and make you complicit).

Its futile to resit them. Your fiancee is gone. She is thier tool now. She will defend them unconditionally now with her life. You shall have to terminate her, there is no cure to thier insidous mind control.

They have me convinced they are the cutest, most cussliest things ZI can love, and have even convinced me they are more intelligent, valuable, and trsutworthy than my fellow human.

I am so doomed. But mine demande libation of beer and canabis, they steer clear of pepsi, since i drink diet anyway.
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