posted on Jun, 9 2011 @ 02:34 PM
"I'm an Illuminati - ask me anything..."
"I died last night after I ate a gummy frog and hit my elbow..."
"Greetings humans, I have a message for you..."
"PROOF! I have no life!..."
---- Good Grief! You CAN'T
There are four major contingents on here that I'm beginning to see - and two of them are seriously making it hard to even come to the site.
- Alternative News Junkies and Conspiracy Theorist
I don't have an issue with this - hell, this is why we're all supposedly here... the name of the site is "Above Top Secret" implying that
information here is NOT something TPTB want shared...
- Theists and Atheists looking for debate and discussion
Not really sure why these guys (I'm one at times) are here, considering the idea of the site is about conspiracy theories in religion - not the
actual existence (or lack there of) of God... but what-ev...
- Attention whores and narcissists
These are the one's that REALLY get me. I mean, what part of your jacked up brain seeks attention and/or affirmation so much that you'll actually
pretend to be something you are clearly not? What part of you makes you get on ATS and say that you're an Illuminati/Military Intel/Special
What makes you want to just flat make crap up? Do you think anyone - no seriously - anyone believes you when you say "Ask me anything!"... what the
crap is that even?
Yes dope - it's entirely plausible that you've been a member of a secret society for 50 years that has been able to hide is existence from the
millions of people looking for them - but today, it's time to break the silence. And not on Fox News or CNN. Not in a book or even a blog... but on
ATS... COME ON MAN?!?!?!?
Or you - the one with the "message from the benevolent ones"... let's just use our magic logic box for a second here dummy... if some mystical beings
had a message for the entire world - why the FIRETRUCK would they use you... on ATS... and not just tell the whole damn world? You do realize that
most of the world does NOT read ATS - thus an attempt to communicate dire warnings and messages probably should be directed to another outlet
- General crazies
Guys, look - I don't know if mom didn't give you enough hugs, or you just have chemical imbalances, but either way, try to tone down the crazy,
we're all full here... Get back on your meds, or return to treatment... but nonsensical statements and written versions of your LDS trips are just not
quite as needed as you may think - and no, you're not special and able to see things others can't... you're just crazy and having
Ok, end rant - but seriously. I come on here hoping to see some info on the U.S. bombing Yemen, and instead I'm seeing front page news about
"messages from benevolent beings" or "I'm the Illuminati and you're all gonna turn into turtles!"... WTF?
edit on 9-6-2011 by gncnew because: Engrish
edit on 9-6-2011 by gncnew because: Title too long