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Men Rejoice - A Real Life Love Robot At Last

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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 10:19 AM
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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 10:28 AM
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Can I claim it as a dependent?
Can I long form the maintenance?



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 10:36 AM
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That was the most disturbing yet hysterical post I've read in a long time. lol

 


I don't really care about a love robot but I'd buy one myself if it gave massages, cleaned the house, and did the cooking.

Why can't these scientists create a useful robot that isn't for companionship. lol



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 10:52 AM
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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

I want one !!!!!

I wonder if I can get a loan from the bank ???

no wait, never mind

they only take plastic in repossessions
and this is silicone.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 10:54 AM
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I think £3,000 is a lot of money to pay for a two minute fantasy.


Now there's some one who has never paid child support.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:02 AM
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They should make the robotic discussions realistic

"You don't love me"
"Do you think I look fat in this dress?"
"You only want me for sex, you never talk with me"
"Let's watch (insert popular romance comedy movie title)"

edit on 8-6-2011 by Kaploink because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:09 AM
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I did a lil poking around (no pun intended)
on the internet for this company just to
see if there was a more detailed listing
of this product. I have come up empty.
I can't seem to find a website where
anybody can purchase one of these.
Is this a real item or a joke ???
hmmmmmm

does Love Sex Company have
an internet presence ???



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:14 AM
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Originally posted by AshleyD
I don't really care about a love robot but I'd buy one myself if it gave massages, cleaned the house, and did the cooking. Why can't these scientists create a useful robot that isn't for companionship. lol


Ashley
U R N LUCK !!!
I think I found just what ur lookin for
in a sex robot.






posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:20 AM
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Originally posted by samkent
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I think £3,000 is a lot of money to pay for a two minute fantasy.


Now there's some one who has never paid child support.



now that is a true statement lol!



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:21 AM
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Close!




posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:35 AM
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Originally posted by InfaRedMan
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'Real Doll' looks much better in just about every way. If they could put the animatronics in one of those, they might be onto a winner.

IRM


We can be sure that the model is "animated" to the desired degree. (Such is available already in other models.)

But, so, why not? Many "real" gals these days are part plastic anyway.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:36 AM
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Originally posted by WhiteMagicWoman
Where's the guy sex robot for we women? Fair is fair...



wow..and here I am thinking that I have become one after marriage

Atleast thats what my wife says all the time.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:40 AM
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Originally posted by acrux
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Where's the guy sex robot for we women? Fair is fair...


I have to agree fair is fair.

How real do you want it. After lovin', do you want roll over & fall asleep or get up & leave.


 


Due to ladies' requests.

To any lady looking a male sex robot/slave, send me a massage, I'm open to just about anything, even dressing as a robot if that's your thing.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.


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How about all of the above.
No conversation...
simply walk in...
kachink kachink...
leave...




posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:44 AM
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I do remember in the 90's there was a big talk about 'www.realdoll.com' on Howard Stern radio 92.3 KROCK (NYC). They had some realistic looking dolls (male and female) except they were not robotic.

I wonder if they have advanced much in this line of business. I cant visit the website as I'm at work.

On a side note: I'm a happily married guy with 2 kids (toddlers) and a beautiful wife. I think its hilarious in one sense but then again it keeps the loners and weirdos and rapists at bay upto certain extent with such technologies....I think.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:47 AM
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Ew, it's got that whole uncanny valley thing going on.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:47 AM
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Originally posted by WhiteMagicWoman
Where's the guy sex robot for we women? Fair is fair...




I.

AM.

HERE.

TO.

SERVE.

YOU.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:49 AM
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Ew, you've got that uncanny valley thing going on.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:53 AM
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3000?

Never having to ask... Do I have to pull out? Priceless!



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:55 AM
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I think it would only be fun for about 2 weeks.

What the vast majority of lovers seek is not control, but interaction. I think that, once you basic needs were satisfied, you'd begin to crave some emotional interaction.

About 2 weeks.

Of course, many of the men here are expressing the same about their real life female experiences. They don't complain about the sex, but rather the nauseating quality of the non-sexual interactions.

So, I would say that a robot that appears physically realistic will be less satisfying than one that emotes in a positive way (not particularly realistically, which is the butt of all our jokes).

Guys would marry a toaster if it was was nurturing in a non-needy way, enjoyed sports, could pay the bills, and greeted the prospect of sex with pleasant enthusiasm.


edit on 8-6-2011 by dr_strangecraft because: typing with one hand is difficult.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 11:58 AM
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Someone needs to get this news to the Muslim woman in Britain that said love slaves are legal and needed in Islamic prisons.

Thread can be found here:

Men should be allowed sex slaves and female prisoners could do the job - and all this from a WOMAN

Sounds like her dilemma is solved.....

Seriously, these dolls are getting creepier and creepier. We are slowly moving to uncanny valley.



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