Men Rejoice - A Real Life Love Robot At Last

Can I claim it as a dependent?
Can I long form the maintenance?

reply to post by lokdog


That was the most disturbing yet hysterical post I've read in a long time. lol



I don't really care about a love robot but I'd buy one myself if it gave massages, cleaned the house, and did the cooking.

Why can't these scientists create a useful robot that isn't for companionship. lol

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

I want one !!!!!

I wonder if I can get a loan from the bank ???

no wait, never mind

they only take plastic in repossessions
and this is silicone.

reply to post by JudasIscariot

I think £3,000 is a lot of money to pay for a two minute fantasy.

Now there's some one who has never paid child support.

They should make the robotic discussions realistic

"You don't love me"
"Do you think I look fat in this dress?"
"You only want me for sex, you never talk with me"
"Let's watch (insert popular romance comedy movie title)"

I did a lil poking around (no pun intended)
on the internet for this company just to
see if there was a more detailed listing
of this product. I have come up empty.
I can't seem to find a website where
anybody can purchase one of these.
Is this a real item or a joke ???
hmmmmmm

does Love Sex Company have
an internet presence ???

Originally posted by AshleyD
I don't really care about a love robot but I'd buy one myself if it gave massages, cleaned the house, and did the cooking. Why can't these scientists create a useful robot that isn't for companionship. lol

Ashley
U R N LUCK !!!
I think I found just what ur lookin for
in a sex robot.

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Originally posted by samkent
reply to post by JudasIscariot

 

I think £3,000 is a lot of money to pay for a two minute fantasy.

Now there's some one who has never paid child support.

now that is a true statement lol!

reply to post by boondock-saint


Close!

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Originally posted by InfaRedMan
reply to post by acrux

 

'Real Doll' looks much better in just about every way. If they could put the animatronics in one of those, they might be onto a winner.

IRM

We can be sure that the model is "animated" to the desired degree. (Such is available already in other models.)

But, so, why not? Many "real" gals these days are part plastic anyway.

Originally posted by WhiteMagicWoman
Where's the guy sex robot for we women? Fair is fair...

wow..and here I am thinking that I have become one after marriage
Atleast thats what my wife says all the time.

Originally posted by acrux
reply to post by WhiteMagicWoman

 

Where's the guy sex robot for we women? Fair is fair...

I have to agree fair is fair.

How real do you want it. After lovin', do you want roll over & fall asleep or get up & leave.

 

Due to ladies' requests.

To any lady looking a male sex robot/slave, send me a massage, I'm open to just about anything, even dressing as a robot if that's your thing.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

edit on 8-6-2011 by acrux because: (no reason given)

How about all of the above.
No conversation...
simply walk in...
kachink kachink...
leave...

reply to post by acrux


I do remember in the 90's there was a big talk about 'www.realdoll.com' on Howard Stern radio 92.3 KROCK (NYC). They had some realistic looking dolls (male and female) except they were not robotic.

I wonder if they have advanced much in this line of business. I cant visit the website as I'm at work.

On a side note: I'm a happily married guy with 2 kids (toddlers) and a beautiful wife. I think its hilarious in one sense but then again it keeps the loners and weirdos and rapists at bay upto certain extent with such technologies....I think.

reply to post by acrux


Ew, it's got that whole uncanny valley thing going on.

Originally posted by WhiteMagicWoman
Where's the guy sex robot for we women? Fair is fair...

I.

AM.

HERE.

TO.

SERVE.

YOU.

reply to post by Janky Red


Ew, you've got that uncanny valley thing going on.

3000?

Never having to ask... Do I have to pull out? Priceless!

I think it would only be fun for about 2 weeks.

What the vast majority of lovers seek is not control, but interaction. I think that, once you basic needs were satisfied, you'd begin to crave some emotional interaction.

About 2 weeks.

Of course, many of the men here are expressing the same about their real life female experiences. They don't complain about the sex, but rather the nauseating quality of the non-sexual interactions.

So, I would say that a robot that appears physically realistic will be less satisfying than one that emotes in a positive way (not particularly realistically, which is the butt of all our jokes).

Guys would marry a toaster if it was was nurturing in a non-needy way, enjoyed sports, could pay the bills, and greeted the prospect of sex with pleasant enthusiasm.

Someone needs to get this news to the Muslim woman in Britain that said love slaves are legal and needed in Islamic prisons.

Thread can be found here:

Men should be allowed sex slaves and female prisoners could do the job - and all this from a WOMAN

Sounds like her dilemma is solved.....

Seriously, these dolls are getting creepier and creepier. We are slowly moving to uncanny valley.