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Men Rejoice - A Real Life Love Robot At Last

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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:01 AM
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Its here at last, just what all you boys/men have been waing for, your very own SEXY ROBOT.

For just £3,000 never get a NO again

Lonely ugly men all over the world rejoice.


Hope they don't get too advanced with face recognition software, because they might reject you if you're too ugly


I wonder if you can turn the talking off
Ladies before you hit me I'm only joking & please put down that knife.



web.orange.co.uk...


A Chinese company has unveiled a sex robot which it claims can recognise - and even chat to - its owner.

The 5ft 5ins robot has realistic skin and muscles made of silicon gel on an advanced medical metal skeleton.

Love Sex Company manager Li Jian said the £3,000 robots were aimed at well-paid executives who were too busy to meet real women.

Customers could choose the face and figure of their robot which would be programmed to recognise its owner's face and hold conversations with him, or her, in a choice of languages.

It can also be controlled remotely to take up different positions and some body parts can even shake, added Li.

The doll attracted crowds of curious onlookers when it was unveiled at a Sex Culture Exhibition in Xi'an, capital of western China's Shaanxi Province.

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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:08 AM
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I wonder if this one get realistic headaches as well... I would pay double if it would make me breakfast and light my cigarette after...
Shazam!
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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:24 AM
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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:28 AM
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I'll bet you get a No when the batteries run out


I'll wait for the star trek holodeck.....



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:29 AM
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No video?

Come on, at least give us a strip tease first to see if it is worth buying.

I wanna see how this thing :Shakes:haha.


If only I didnt have pride.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:35 AM
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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:35 AM
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Where's the guy sex robot for we women? Fair is fair...



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:50 AM
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Where's the guy sex robot for we women? Fair is fair...


I have to agree fair is fair.

How real do you want it. After lovin', do you want roll over & fall asleep or get up & leave.


 


Due to ladies' requests.

To any lady looking a male sex robot/slave, send me a massage, I'm open to just about anything, even dressing as a robot if that's your thing.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.


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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:52 AM
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I can just imagine what the "chat" is...... lmao

This does kind of creep me out a little bit though.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:53 AM
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'Real Doll' looks much better in just about every way. If they could put the animatronics in one of those, they might be onto a winner.

IRM



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 08:59 AM
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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 09:02 AM
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Does the robot pretend to fake an orgasm when the user can't satisfy it?



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 09:03 AM
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Yes I've heard of those, they are better looking.

Heard of guys in japan that collects them, has about 20+ of them.
www.sankakucomplex.com...
www.sankakucomplex.com...



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 09:09 AM
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Does the robot pretend to fake an orgasm when the user can't satisfy it?


Let's keep some fantasy please.

We don't want to put real womens' hangups onto it as well.
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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 09:20 AM
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Will they spend all of my money, cheat on me and have extremely poor parenting skills?

If they are missing one of these qualities, I might be interested in one. It would be better than my current wife.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 09:42 AM
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I think £3,000 is a lot of money to pay for a two minute fantasy.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 10:04 AM
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Will they spend all of my money, cheat on me and have extremely poor parenting skills?

If they are missing one of these qualities, I might be interested in one. It would be better than my current wife.


Dude, did you marry my ex-wife.

She certain sounds exactly the same as my ex-wife in each of the characters described.

You only need to add drunk a lot of the time.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 10:10 AM
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I think £3,000 is a lot of money to pay for a two minute fantasy.


Think of it as an investment.

Sleep with it for 10 minutes a day (5 X 2 minutes) for 300 days.

£3,000 dived by 300 = £10 a day

That's £2 a session.

After that they're all freebies.




posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 10:13 AM
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You only need to add drunk a lot of the time.

I forgot to add that.... she is an alcoholic also.

Pretty and good in bed doesn't even it out for me though. I told her to pack her bags on Sunday, but she is a little slow on the download apparently, she's still in my house.

Turns out she was still married to her ex when we were married, so our marriage was not legal. Ha! Sometimes good things do happen.


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posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 10:13 AM
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You'd have a lot more fun with that 3 grand in Nevada and not feel like a total loser who just jacked into a toy.



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