reply to post by Mike Stivic
You dig for fossils of jesus' apostles,
and seem hostile when i diss your religion.
I jostle with a pidgeon in the park,
peel off the bark of a tree,
and see if i feel high when I spark a bowl,
hole in my brain from the dark trip,
fully insane--a schizophrenic,
I panic and manically feel depressed,
because the chemicals were identical to arsenic and cyanide.
Testicles chopped off on my cult farm are dyed like t-shirts,
Bolt!--the alarm is alerting the police,
inserting the harmful piece of C4,
under the floor by the door of the store.
I implore you to gore me like a bull,
I will pull out your horns,
and lull you to the sleep of death with porn.
Scorn you for peeping my skill through a torn newborns wound,
seeping through it are stem cells.
Chem. tells the science of connections,
introspection finds rejection and suppression of emotions,
we need to host an intervention at the ocean,
the motion of the waves is relaxing.
Lotion on your shaved balls for waxing,
maxing out my debit cards while faxing retards.
I never think twice before I act,
clever chinks eat rice with tact using chops sticks,
Whenever you hop on d***s I stop your licks,
by cutting out your tongue.
You're hung from the top rung of the ladder,
matter is slung about the universe.
Cut the chatter because I keep conversations terse,
call the nurse because the devestation,
is worse than anticipation foresaw.
With more claws and teeth,
than the paws and jaws of a lion I inflict injury,
Scientific inquiry says "Teriffic, that's the last straw".
It's horrific that immigrants are in a hurry to cross the Pacific.
I'm specific when I decipher cryptic heiroglyphic stones,
dusting off bones.
You're trusting me to loan my phone to my own clone?
That's a mistake, I will drown him in a lake.
My pet snake is down under the rake,
let's bake a cake with a clown wearing a frown,
or we'll chase you out of town with pitchforks and torches.
B***h dork, my insult scorches like porches in summer.
What a bummer that your Hummer is missing,
cops are dismissing it as a distraction for a crime of passion,
pissing you off because you demand action.
Contractions of light diffraction lose traction from mass,
Form a band and the reaction will be "boo, you suck ass".
Who's to say blood will ooze for days from the gash,
after I smash Steve Nash in a one on one?
This is fun, I love this thread,
dreadlocks spread small pox among Pollacks,
Bullocks, it's not viral it's bacterial,
smack serial killers with a Norway spiral,
at the speed of light.
Smoking weed at night,
I need it or I might go Coo-Coo with depression,
despite arguments that claim to be right,
I could have a rant session saying it is harmless,
farm this plant and stimulate the economy.
I simulate taxonomy when I cut up and imitate a surgeon,
the cops are onto me so I'm urgin' you to give me cash,
Surgin' through the border like a crashing tsunami,
I'm a kamikaze,
I'll shoot a papparazzis body and then myself.
My wealth is unhealthily large thanks to my stealth,
barge in the bank and say "CHARGE!".
now the chronic is burning.
I'm earning the right to be learning,
yearning to be turning in circles,
while watching Urkel with Winston Churchill in a purple sweater.
These rhymes are better than the best rapper,
every time the line coincides like a finger snapper,
these lyrics reside in my mind like a napper's dreams,
I seem to find them like treasure,
they bring pleasure in equal measurements,
but the sequel is never released in the East.
The beast is made of yeast and grease,
the priest is deceased because I increased the wattage.
You eat cottage cheese like your mommie's thighs,
Commie's from Shanghai try to spy while high in the sky,
but die when they're shot and fried like a fruit fly.