An All Open Fun Rap Battle ! Dont Take Offence !

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posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 03:31 AM
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the above comment is the view of a non member to ats and not mine




posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 05:35 AM
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Originally posted by Lucifersjester
I bet most of the people rapping on this thread are white lol, wish you would all get your own music culture instead of robbing ours ( Im lucifersjesters cousin Im black he is white as snow ) I think its soooooooooooo funny to see rich white kids tryin to be black pretending to be black and fron the ghetto is the new dungeons and dragons for white people


How would you know if we were white? How would you know if we were rich? Exactly pipe the f*ck down, you dont have a clue about anyone on here. I might be black, I might be white? You my friend, will never know.



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 05:45 AM
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Originally posted by xacto



Underestimate.
A term describing things akin
To Jesus, Ghandi, and your average Mexican,

So you wake up tonight, at 4:44
With the permanent thought in mind
'I just got #ed to the core'

Your rhymes don't go,
Like cheese-wiz-ooze-out
Of your fixated face ho,

And as for feedin your hunger
I think you'll need a staple
stomach staple to stem your diet
Weight's like a riot
Burger King waiting riot,
So get on that Jenny Craig
Soon to be Or you'd be dead
So get on runnin chub chub chubby
Tub tub tubby
Ass off the chair
Or you might just dare
to dream within a dream
youll see what i mean
nah mean?

edit on 6-6-2011 by xacto because: (no reason given)



Its funny when you talk about me being overweight,
your the kinda guy who sits up late watching porn tapes,
wanting to go the zoo to see the apes and commit crimes called rape,
so get in the back of the line before your death becomes fate !
Im speaking about death, youll climb the stairs to heaven like "mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn, shoula had a couple burgers less "
you can read the text but cant get no sex,
its clear to me youve got a head like a t-rex!!
so man you need to cut back on the happy meals or do more laps on your hamster wheel,
hey liver face, you nipples are the size and shape of dinner plates !!!



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 06:07 AM
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reply to post by Lucifersjester
 


Yo bro, I mays be black, I mays be white,
mays be an alien n give ya a fright,
hangin out on da conspiracy site,
dub be good to me alright



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 07:08 AM
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dudes dint crap on me coz my cousin is p1ss3d off with white people robbing black culture, and he knew this would anger the white folk here who so despertly want to be black ( his words not mine) but to be fair he thinks some of your stuff is funny so pleasssssssssssssssssssse dont take it out on me ( Im sorry I even let him write a reply now)
edit on 7-6-2011 by Lucifersjester because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 08:50 AM
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What an extremely ignorant view of rap music, rap music is in no way restricted to black people or the ghetto like you think, so take your racist views back to the 1940s if you don't want blacks and whites integrated. The color of your skin in no way affects your ability to rhyme and write some lines, and the idea that people actually think that way is really pretty sad.

Tell your stupid cousin that rapping for fun and writing some lines doesn't mean that we are all "wiggers" and want to be black, we are just doing it for fun much like a black OR white person can do. Also, ask that fool how the color of a person's skin can be beneficial/detrimental to their rapping ability? How would white people magically turning black like he thinks they want to affect their rhyming skills?
edit on 7-6-2011 by TupacShakur because: To edit my post



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 12:52 PM
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And I bet your cousin complains when he hears stereotypical black jokes? Well theres no need to play up on the " Average American Black Ghetto " stereotype is there? Just typical.



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 01:31 PM
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I dont like " Dissing" other people... so in this Rap battle I only pick on myself....



I fill rooms with dead grooms shot in saloons, over loot from lost tombs,
I smoke straw from witches brooms , chew shrooms, and inhale fumes out of balloons,
plus i Break necks like skateboard decks,
#u%@ a 'vette , i rent wrecks, bounce the check,
lose bets, amass debts, go home and take it out on my pets,
Im crazy... I know cause i got rabies, Id bite you but im to lazy..
dont believe me ?? ask my old lady, she hates me,
but shes stupid cuz she still dates me, and takes it out on the baby,


+Disclaimer+

I have never abused an animal in my entire life, and I do not have an " old lady" or any kids .



~meathead
edit on 7-6-2011 by Mike Stivic because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 01:45 PM
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Originally posted by Lucifersjester
I bet most of the people rapping on this thread are white lol, wish you would all get your own music culture instead of robbing ours ( Im lucifersjesters cousin Im black he is white as snow ) I think its soooooooooooo funny to see rich white kids tryin to be black pretending to be black and fron the ghetto is the new dungeons and dragons for white people


Lame... It didnt even rhyme.



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 03:41 PM
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reply to post by Cheesefacedogbone
 


Yo bro wanna rhyme ??
I gotta the time
Da lyrical word tis fine
but no crossin the line
with dem bottles o wine

canna be eminem
dude is all 10
when ya do the rating
no negating
he's a 10, above all men


You bro is a 2
cos da best you can do
is soundin like pooh
but no feelin all blue
cos da rap ain't for you :shk:

Me is a ace
in the rat race
treadin da wheel
to earn a meal
tis a reet rum deal


Mmmm, well that was frightfully poetic
and rather pathetic !!


* uk exits stage in shame *




posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 04:44 PM
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Originally posted by uk today
reply to post by Cheesefacedogbone
 


Yo bro wanna rhyme ??
I gotta the time
Da lyrical word tis fine
but no crossin the line
with dem bottles o wine

canna be eminem
dude is all 10
when ya do the rating
no negating
he's a 10, above all men


You bro is a 2
cos da best you can do
is soundin like pooh
but no feelin all blue
cos da rap ain't for you :shk:

Me is a ace
in the rat race
treadin da wheel
to earn a meal
tis a reet rum deal


Mmmm, well that was frightfully poetic
and rather pathetic !!


* uk exits stage in shame *












All i know is you cannot make sense, there is no way in hell you would make more than 5 pence from this rapping mess.
Years from now you can buy my album from the virgin megastore, which is ironic cause your wife is a non virgin megawhore !!!
I know what to do to make this fella fight, im'a tell his chick likes ma d*ck and I bet hes the jealous type.
Get with the hype the sh*t that I type is straight from my brain man this stuff is ripe !
You cannot keep up with a rapping master, you my friend are a lyrical disaster, stop while your loosing, you may aswell stop queing and get to the back of the line, you cant stop my shine or control my rhyme



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 05:11 PM
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I suppose it's all not too serious, but since I'm in here, I want to share a very serious MC called YoRhymes.
He is undiscovered, but definitely one of the best unknown talents I've seen.

Conscious rap, (haha, hope it's not a contrast to every reply here; no offence)

www.youtube.com...

I recommend him, especially since I see some connection between his topics and topics on ATS.

Check him out



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 10:09 PM
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reply to post by Mike Stivic
 


That was dope dude.


You diss yourself because you piss yourself in fear,
when you hear the sheer magnitude of this near,
death experience survivor's words.
I'll throw a live birds turds in your box of nerds,
while you're sucking c***s because you heard they were yummy.
I smash your tummy like a crash dummy,
then go into space and blow up the earth.
the girth of my d**k spans across your mothers face,
But this isn't the time or place,
to chase the man who hit her with a medival mace.
I'm evil like Kineevil,
watch me stomp a beagle after eating a seagull.
My mind is sick, when you find your d**k,
call and trick me into thinking it's big.
Blink and your cigs get picked from your pocket,
by a career criminal.
I hear subliminal messages in my head,
but I do not listen, you got to glisten,
because you're sweating.
Getting the picture?
I'm letting you stick your money in my purse,
setting the metrosexual fashion trends,
send me thread to mend your shirt that I ripped,
I've got a good grip on your throat,
while we drive a boat in circles around a moat.
I sacrifice a goat, you pass the dice and gloat,
about winning in monopoly,
you've got to be joking.
I'm choaking out your last breath,
that was a fast death,
I pass meth to unethical nuns,
my testicle funds,
the sperm bank for weeks.
Bat s**t insane like the brain of a serial killer,
That venerial disease is from me,
Please say cheese for the photo on my motorola,
but give me some rotos and cola since I'm cashed,
Ashed on my sweatpants while smashed,
cause I was full of brew,
that's nothing new to a Jew whose balls are blue,
Kit-Kat made two cakes laced with shake for you,
make some stew out of Drew Carey's fat.



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 12:30 PM
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reply to post by TupacShakur
 


Now how can I possibly compete with that eh ?? :bash:






posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 03:24 PM
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Originally posted by TupacShakur
reply to post by Mike Stivic
 


That was dope dude.


You diss yourself because you piss yourself in fear,
when you hear the sheer magnitude of this near,
death experience survivor's words.
I'll throw a live birds turds in your box of nerds,
while you're sucking c***s because you heard they were yummy.
I smash your tummy like a crash dummy,
then go into space and blow up the earth.
the girth of my d**k spans across your mothers face,
But this isn't the time or place,
to chase the man who hit her with a medival mace.
I'm evil like Kineevil,
watch me stomp a beagle after eating a seagull.
My mind is sick, when you find your d**k,
call and trick me into thinking it's big.
Blink and your cigs get picked from your pocket,
by a career criminal.
I hear subliminal messages in my head,
but I do not listen, you got to glisten,
because you're sweating.
Getting the picture?
I'm letting you stick your money in my purse,
setting the metrosexual fashion trends,
send me thread to mend your shirt that I ripped,
I've got a good grip on your throat,
while we drive a boat in circles around a moat.
I sacrifice a goat, you pass the dice and gloat,
about winning in monopoly,
you've got to be joking.
I'm choaking out your last breath,
that was a fast death,
I pass meth to unethical nuns,
my testicle funds,
the sperm bank for weeks.
Bat s**t insane like the brain of a serial killer,
That venerial disease is from me,
Please say cheese for the photo on my motorola,
but give me some rotos and cola since I'm cashed,
Ashed on my sweatpants while smashed,
cause I was full of brew,
that's nothing new to a Jew whose balls are blue,
Kit-Kat made two cakes laced with shake for you,
make some stew out of Drew Carey's fat.



That sh*t is not dope, if I was you i would grab a rope jump off the edge and hope !
Diss me once al leave you in stitches, twice ill run up with my gat on you b*tches,
youll be lieing on the floor, prayer in ya head, blood dripping from the holes, homie your nearly dead !!
dont get back up or ill put one in ya head, so go on call the fed tell them what i said,
I do this # anyday for the street cred !!
So stand back evryone watch me f*cking serve him, he likes my girl so much he hooked up with the chubby version,
She has 11 chins, and a skeleton made from jelleton, am killing this sloppy slob, so the second his body drops, someone call the cops and tell them to invest in alot of chalk !!!
Yo man you should give up and forfeit, you wont be on ATS for days cause the pizza delivery wage you get? makes you unable to afford it !!
You can tell im a hip hop addict, you are what joseph fritzl would look like as a skinny faggit !!!
edit on 8-6-2011 by BenWoodsYcc because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 03:48 PM
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Yo... I've been reading through and this thread's just insane,
like flying into the towers in one of them planes,
And believing it was al qaeda..
they playing you like you're a fat chick and they're the feeder,
Where you can't even think or move without their say so,
the apathy seed is planted now watch it grow,
until you just don't wanna know what their plan is...
And you stop tryna figure out who the man is
Behind the curtain... and then it's over for certain.


It's all in the name of spreading disinformation
where you're tryna keep the nation watching your station
so you can spread your lies and then call it truth
and then you change the subject when asked for proof
or call people conspiracy theorists or just crazy,
'cause you know most people are just lazy
and they wont ask questions or even remember
you pulled it off before didn't you...that September?



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 03:53 PM
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reply to post by TupacShakur
 


ok.. ok...

you have forced my hand...


your words are birds turds is what i heard,
your whole style gets zerged when we merge,
your tall tales pale, in comparison,
your rhymes are stale, you've emptied your garrison,
keep driving your boat around the moat, while you gloat,
im on my yacht slippin your girl out of her coat,
your boats broke, it dont float,
your the head in the crosshairs of my scope,
your in a hole with no rope, no hope, alone and cant cope,
your a templar, Im the black pope,
your mouth tastes gross from my soap,
and makes you choke,
you've woken the bull , and Ive broken my yoke,
your styles a joke, and by the way...
me and your girl just eloped...




~meathead



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 04:00 PM
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reply to post by Mike Stivic
 







That was cool



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 04:36 PM
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reply to post by blupblup
 





Yo... I've been reading through and this thread's just insane,
like flying into the towers in one of them planes,
And believing it was al qaeda..
they playing you like you're a fat chick and they're the feeder,
Where you can't even think or move without their say so,
the apathy seed is planted now watch it grow,
until you just don't wanna know what their plan is...
And you stop tryna figure out who the man is
Behind the curtain... and then it's over for certain.


It's all in the name of spreading disinformation
where you're tryna keep the nation watching your station
so you can spread your lies and then call it truth
and then you change the subject when asked for proof
or call people conspiracy theorists or just crazy,
'cause you know most people are just lazy
and they wont ask questions or even remember
you pulled it off before didn't you...that September?


nicely done


heres a link with one of my own politically motivated rhymes i think you might enjoy :

www.abovetopsecret.com...

~meathead



posted on Jun, 8 2011 @ 04:47 PM
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You speak like you are hard,
but you're a geek who was disbarred,
from the gym for being flimsy like a Slim Jim.
I will win and you will lose,
leaving a bruise on your shoes,
beating up leather,
heating up like the weather,
eating cups full of Netherland peaches.
Chilling on beaches giving speeches,
on how television teaches violence.
Silence, preaching Science results in defiance,
from superstitious religious ficticious factions,
actions speak louder than words,
the Crusades can be heard in the future.
Boot 'chya from the lobby,
videogaming is a hobby,
killing your wife is my life,
spilling her blood with my knife.
Lyrics so dope that you think they are stolen,
spirits cannot cope with their soul being swollen,
like your black eyes,
whack guys get smacked when they try to defy my reign.
causing pain to your brain with my pausing......
for dramatic effect,
systematic respect is given,
to my automatic which is drivin' in manual.
Samuel L. Jackson's cockerspaniel is named Daniel.
Can you hold on while I rhyme a little longer?
Bold on because it's stronger than italic,
metallic saucers, phallic shaped calicks in your hair.
Can you spare some change?
I share a range of angel hair pasta with bums,
my best bet is that Rasta's come,
and they drum on the set,
which is a Tama from Alabama.
Slam a dunk,
I get drunk and bunk beds with a red head who is dead.
I said "Ned Flanders!" when I came.
A game brought me to shame because I lost,
tossed the board across the room.
Doom and gloom is all I see.
Zoom on a broom like a witch who's a B,
itch, like bug bites.
Pug fights are being hosted,
I'm so toasted that I boasted,
to a cop about possessing.
Loch Nessing like a sea creature,
be a teacher of how to s**k a d**k,
you're a pro and you know the techniques,
make a thick palm with weak tension,
speak and mention the balls.
You're weak and attempting to go all out,
makes you fall out the bus of rappers with skill,
open your crapper and spill,
fill the room with feces.
I'm not of this species,
extraterrestrial from a different celestial object,
my life is a project to study the planet.
Damnit! Slam it, shut the front door,
cut a c**t before I stick it in.
Chicken's win in the battle of cattle,
snake's rattle like a maracca.
Your c**k looks like Chewbacca,
I knock Spock outta space.
Your face is green, you must be sick like Charlie Sheen,
from all the crack, the ball is back in the hoop,
poop on your doorstoop and ring the bell,
Sing in hell about heaven,
bringing 7-11 slurpees to show and tell.
I'll go and sell a spell to a genie,
your weenie is teenie,
eenie meenie miney moe,
Herminey shows her breasts,
to the best rapper in the Midwest,
that is me but I slap her,
the sin incest is my laughter medicine.
The pastor is Thomas Eddison,
I've mastered this, time to jettison to the top.






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