reply to post by Skate
I went back in time and assassinated Lincoln,
President Johnson was like "What are you thinkin?!",
This smoke that I'm blowin' has my whole house stinkin',
I'll cut off your eyelids to keep you from blinkin'.
This pen that I'm using doesn't have any ink in,
so I stab myself in the arm and improvise.
The media provides the lies to revise our policies,
All I see are blinded fools,
citizens are expendable and used as tools,
these wars are un-endable and have no rules,
they torture people and bomb schools,
plus Saddam had no nukes but we still invaded.
Fox News distorts facts and it goes undebated,
I've hated O Reilly since he first stated his opinion.
And that idiot had the higest rated show on cable?
Reality's become a fable,
people are unable to think,
as long as food's on the table you can tickle them pink,
Cold water trickles from my icicle and drips,
I jam a pickle in the spokes and your bicycle flips,
I'm eating spicy chips while taking Hi-C sips,
the icy rips lead the way to nicely spent body trips,
The illuminati whips the naughty on the nips,
I met a Saudi with an AK and extra clips,
After him I'll be the next to give you helpful tips;
pucker your lips and get ready to kiss my ass.
I'll teach you how to rap but you can't miss my class,
I piss en masse on snakes that hiss in the grass,
If you give me any sass I'll stab you with some brass,
I grabbed your lass when she walked past and threw her into plate glass.
edit on 5-9-2011 by TupacShakur because: to edit my post