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An All Open Fun Rap Battle ! Dont Take Offence !

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posted on Jul, 23 2011 @ 12:18 AM
reply to post by Stop-loss!

I'm watching Alex Jones 'TerrorStorm' to get informed,
If Mars was terraformed the planet would be warmed and oceans would form,
there's a swarm of propaganda and distractions like fuzzy pandas,
A reporter named Amanda has orders that plan to lie to the public,
"to the republic for which it stands" is a delusional concept,
Exclusion of the Constitution is justified by terrorists,
The faceless enemy that causes confusion is simply an illusion,
a fabrication that shook this nation on 9/11,
Instigation of a congregation of freemasons is unwise,
because to those guys, assassination is easy like pies,
Mercenaries in ties will splatter your brain matter on your french fries,
Your clothes are tattered and the room ceases chatter,
I tell 'em that the rings of Saturn are made of pancake batter,
then I turn into a herd of zebras and scatter.
edit on 23-7-2011 by TupacShakur because: To edit my post

posted on Jul, 27 2011 @ 12:28 PM
I came to bring pain
end your dreams of victory
your plans, now buried and forgotton in the mud
in the history
your people, layin in the blood
just a meal for the pitbulls who finish them off
it's been a fine battle
it was foretold by the witch in the castle
the crystal ball, magical tarots
the flight of the fire breathin dragons
within the presence of a king
you dont talk like a parrot
im the god that will show you how to bend space fabric
thats right, there you have it
the supreme mc abbot
all the rest of you cowboys, go play maverick
listen, if im a dog, youre the cat who will get bitten
if you persist after that, then I bite your kittens
you just been evicted, grab all your thing's
theres too many knights in the castle and no king

posted on Jul, 27 2011 @ 01:16 PM
Caution, nerd guy rapping. Read with caution.

Come at me bro, you know you can't win
I'm in the country club while you're locked up in the pen.
You're drinking cheap kool-aid while I'm sipping a martini
You think your name is king kong, people really call you "peewee"

Don't tell me bout girls cause you're still living with your mom
Don't tell me bout your cars cause you can't even start that bomb
Don't wan'na hear about your guns, I don't want to hear that bragging
You bought those cheap knock-offs at Ross, wrong size! that's why your pants be sagging

You're a no-life loser
living underneath the sewer
people that ride the bus downtown are cooler
you get there in the back of a police cruiser

While you're counting roaches on the wall, I'm counting palm trees on the beach
You think that you can rap but English is way out of your reach
Some day when you make bail, I'll be on a boat with sails
Next day I'll be in my corporate jet getting tax breaks from Obama
you'll be in the back of a hoopty getting b**ch slapped by your mamma

posted on Aug, 3 2011 @ 06:13 AM
reply to post by Captain Obvious

This sh!t so dead, we can call it a funeral
haterz gona hate, they know im numero uno
you aint a captain, it's obvious
you look more like a gay version of kenny rogers
youre dodgy
santa looking mr blobby
im cocky
my lirica's hard, yours are soggy
you just been tackled, style ice hockey
your girl been rattled from the back like doggy
im a jabberwocky
strong and stocky
you sound more like a dave or bobby
look nobby
you aint fast enough so start jogging
I love mary like robin
that's me all night
I push the roof on up
you know, irie ite
hey capi, no offence
just get back at me, im on the deck
I got a black eye patch and a wooden leg

posted on Aug, 3 2011 @ 06:13 AM
reply to post by Captain Obvious

Double post.
edit on 3-8-2011 by Dr Cosma because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 4 2011 @ 04:12 PM
Accustomed to da customary supplementary of doses
So high I’m hearin voices vs those who spittin verses
Close to outta service only scratched the surface
I’ll let god be the judge so let him serve us

Won’t be long don’t be nervous
Mosta you sittin around actin like u aint gotta purpose
U think u worthless?
Kill ya self n just chill in hearses
Me, I’m in the studio no disturbance
Spittin verses backwards, call it reverses
What would u do if the government deserts us

Where’s the justice please numb the dumbness
We in a cold world, how luckless
I say # em all, continue to roll up all ya dutches
If u takin a look up at the world, we all flyin hi above it


my lyrics to my latest track

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 03:21 AM
reply to post by Skate

I went back in time and assassinated Lincoln,
President Johnson was like "What are you thinkin?!",
This smoke that I'm blowin' has my whole house stinkin',
I'll cut off your eyelids to keep you from blinkin'.
This pen that I'm using doesn't have any ink in,
so I stab myself in the arm and improvise.
The media provides the lies to revise our policies,
All I see are blinded fools,
citizens are expendable and used as tools,
these wars are un-endable and have no rules,
they torture people and bomb schools,
plus Saddam had no nukes but we still invaded.
Fox News distorts facts and it goes undebated,
I've hated O Reilly since he first stated his opinion.
And that idiot had the higest rated show on cable?
Reality's become a fable,
people are unable to think,
as long as food's on the table you can tickle them pink,
Cold water trickles from my icicle and drips,
I jam a pickle in the spokes and your bicycle flips,
I'm eating spicy chips while taking Hi-C sips,
the icy rips lead the way to nicely spent body trips,
The illuminati whips the naughty on the nips,
I met a Saudi with an AK and extra clips,
After him I'll be the next to give you helpful tips;
pucker your lips and get ready to kiss my ass.
I'll teach you how to rap but you can't miss my class,
I piss en masse on snakes that hiss in the grass,
If you give me any sass I'll stab you with some brass,
I grabbed your lass when she walked past and threw her into plate glass.
edit on 5-9-2011 by TupacShakur because: to edit my post

posted on Sep, 6 2011 @ 09:09 AM
Two type of rappers
the pimp and the slapper
the slut type who spit all the jiz on the matress
the pyro with matches
the bully in school who breaks all your glasses
tyranical basterd
beating you up with a Mexican cactus
you need some practice
you know how to roll
but I do the backflips
only the badest
sound like the real
the rest of you maggets
zip up your grill
beat me, wont happen
it's only a dream
you stand up, im laughing
you comical theme
youre poor
im paid in full like Rakim
youre a fungus, the plague
im the crystals in green

posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 02:00 AM
reply to post by Dr Cosma

The cold stuff that I'm flowin' makes it start snowin',
in the middle of summer,
it's a bummer that I crashed a Hummer,
into your house and hit a number
of slumbering sisters and they'll be dead soon,
I missed yours but I'll come back for the bedroom,
I fell off a sled while playin' Doom on PSP,
Don't you see that I'm the best MC who smokes trees,
roll up a bleeze and put the stress at ease,
If you drink Pepsi you'll get a disease called Hep C,
step to me and you'll get shot in the knees,
you've got to say please and thank you,
or else I'll spank you and make sure the bank sues,
dank dude.

posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 08:17 AM
reply to post by TupacShakur

You crashed into my house
that was not my residence
it was a set up
where I hid a bomb with deadly pestilence
you think youre good
but I know im exellent
I dont touch mic's I bless them
so call me your eminence
to me youre small potatoes
to you im Mount Everest
i'll squash you like a giant and leave no evidence
no sermon no reverend
just lost and bewildered
the word on the street's like "Doctor, he killed him"
threw him off a building
like Above the Rim film
im Bishop in the Juice movie
you are just the victim

posted on Oct, 27 2011 @ 11:58 AM

I'm the rap master,
the gat blaster who likes to get plastered,
come to your church and jerk off in front of the pastor,
just for some quick laughter 'cause I'm a sick bastard.
I spit faster than a bullet after it's fired
by your demonic captor during the rapture.
I'll write a chapter about how I slapped your aunts
and clapped my hands when they crapped their pants during a lap dance.
edit on 27-10-2011 by TupacShakur because:

posted on Oct, 28 2011 @ 12:25 PM
You whack rappers are fake like plastic,
I'm tasked with putting you in a casket.
I'll sell some fantastic acid and crack in a basket
to some fat chick who stars in pornographic material,
she ODs and gets in a graphic traffic crash with Steve Nash.
I'll wear a fake moustache to take the cash
from a trashmans stash at his birthday bash,
'cause I make rash decisions.
I'll slash your face and make incisions with a razor
which causes a collision with a chevy blazer.

posted on Nov, 30 2011 @ 09:10 PM
I heard a movie once
A line spoke so sweet
It said that power lies
Between rage and serenity

And now your looking
But you don't see the half of me
My power grows from the things
That you've done to me

I don't expect that you'll ever understand
You think you have the world in the palm of your hand
You think you've got the upperhand, and yes it's true
But I can turn my weakness into power over you

I see the way you move
The actions that you take
You think you're being suave
I know you're being fake

You have no real idea
Of the nature this life
You get your kicks by instigating
Misery and strife

I don't expect that you're ever gonna see
The kind of misery that you're trying to bring to me
You think the way to win is through guided destruction
It's time for you to get a little instruction

I am not the kind
To give you any thrills
My heart is barricaded by
A parapet of steel

The feelings that you love
To manipulate and strike
Are locked away in safety
Leaving me as cold ice

My walls are strong
Friends and family inside
This place is nice
Everyone gets on alright

But if you try to bring
Some evil through my doors
Then you'll learn the meaning
Of a sempiternal horde.

I don't expect that you're ever going grow
Beyond this greedy, arrogant existence that you know
You think you're winning, think you've you got us in your sites
But we will leave you wheezing while we leave you far behind
edit on 11-30-2011 by rogerstigers because: (no reason given)

posted on Feb, 26 2012 @ 02:28 PM
Straight off the top of my head some words form
that's all I think about and porn
you scally wags
I stay true
you're outta the norm
if this was baseball then i'd be Babe Ruth

posted on Mar, 3 2012 @ 05:42 AM
This ones for Mentalistbee

History is cying from politicians lying

wake up and smell the truth

Get up, get out and get it before censors begin with

taking peoples rights, so you must fight

to take back what's yours, keep it

so the government doesn't creep in

to your properties front door, with shotgun whores.

Life is free and so should be society

Never mind the fakers that couldn't become bakers

you got skills to pay the bills, because at least your trying

to carve a path to success rather then making a mess of things

Blings and rings won't save your schemes

Best be lean and mean to be the number one team on your crew

So screw the TPBT and live life for liberty.

posted on May, 20 2012 @ 12:28 PM
yo my lyrics have the accuracy of a marksmen
if i was you i would proceed with caution
ever since day one I say F*$k a gun
I can kill anyone only using my tounge
any continders I'd like to see you contest
I'll leave you perplexed rhyming on number of subjects
your lyrics be weak like seven days
mine in the smithsonian up on display
the lines you spit be shallow mine be deep
not only that Its double the density of concrete
I was trained to burn emcees to ashes
and keep tabs on em like the IRS with taxes

posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 11:53 AM
Bumpy mcbumperson

Thinking this may be a good time to bump this old thread so those of us with thicker skin,a sense of humor,and hopefully some skill can have fun and blow off steam .
Without aggravating members who think poetry should be contained to rainbows and waterfalls.. No offense .

~ meathead

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