An All Open Fun Rap Battle ! Dont Take Offence !

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posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:20 PM
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If easily offended please leave now...

I'm bored. How about an all open rap battle with no limits, evryone and anyone can get involved. Obvcourse you can say sh*t about one another but if your going to take it personally or be offended then leave. This is purely for fun and laughs, I leave the stage open to the challengers...




posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:32 PM
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waka waka what a slakka ,you shoda laid the first rhyme but in the nick of time I paid the dime to lay the rhyme!



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:33 PM
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I would but here is all I can see or hear when I even think of rap.

Yep that's it.



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by BenWoodsYcc
If easily offended please leave now...

I'm bored. How about an all open rap battle with no limits, evryone and anyone can get involved. Obvcourse you can say sh*t about one another but if your going to take it personally or be offended then leave. This is purely for fun and laughs, I leave the stage open to the challengers...



I ant to good at rap battles, yet ben woods ycc talks like ranch cattle.
I got my 68 camaro mobbin up the streets, yet ben woods Ycc is still talking like a Sheep.
Sheeple are people with there eyes wide shut, Ben Woods Ycc is a motha F****** S***

haha no hard feelings. all in good fun lol see what you got on me.




posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:37 PM
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reply to post by enament
 


you talk about laying the rhyme, i do that sh*t all of the time, rob banks and commit the crime. nobody can keep up with my shine, I chill and relax in my bentley drinking the champagne and wine !

haha



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:39 PM
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Originally posted by camaro68ss

Originally posted by BenWoodsYcc
If easily offended please leave now...

I'm bored. How about an all open rap battle with no limits, evryone and anyone can get involved. Obvcourse you can say sh*t about one another but if your going to take it personally or be offended then leave. This is purely for fun and laughs, I leave the stage open to the challengers...



I ant to good at rap battles, yet ben woods ycc talks like ranch cattle.
I got my 68 camaro mobbin up the streets, yet ben woods Ycc is still talking like a Sheep.
Sheeple are people with there eyes wide shut, Ben Woods Ycc is a motha F****** S***

haha no hard feelings. all in good fun lol see what you got on me.



cattle this and cattle that, lets say if you keep talking while im swinging the bat ! or pulling the trigger, your an ugly n*gga. comeback when your lyrical mind has grown biggerand spatsome complex rhymes, i making the dimes, b*tches climbing over me all the time !!



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:50 PM
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Originally posted by BenWoodsYcc
reply to post by enament
 


you talk about laying the rhyme, i do that sh*t all of the time, rob banks and commit the crime. nobody can keep up with my shine, I chill and relax in my bentley drinking the champagne and wine !

haha


First things first, you have no knowledge of spittin/
Use a slash at the end so the rhythm is hittin/
You see that I'm #tin, that falls with law two/
make sure to dis a bitch,his wallet, pride, or the whole crew/
I do what I do, you dont cuz ya can't/
I have to teach you #in geeks cuz you dont understand/



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:51 PM
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reply to post by BenWoodsYcc
 


my bamboo pistons do me just fine,i get a kilometer just for a dime,more cash in my pocket,so you can just sock it!!



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:54 PM
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The names world play an I drop bombs like viet/
ya bodies scorched before i speak so i doubt that ya see it/
quadriplegics have to run and jab just for a chance/
But they cant control their own flow so they # in their pants/
I sharpen my plans like a blade they has its own desire/
to spill the blood of false prophets im lyrical MESSIAH !



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 04:55 PM
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Originally posted by WordPlayJAy

Originally posted by BenWoodsYcc
reply to post by enament
 


you talk about laying the rhyme, i do that sh*t all of the time, rob banks and commit the crime. nobody can keep up with my shine, I chill and relax in my bentley drinking the champagne and wine !

haha


First things first, you have no knowledge of spittin/
Use a slash at the end so the rhythm is hittin/
You see that I'm #tin, that falls with law two/
make sure to dis a bitch,his wallet, pride, or the whole crew/
I do what I do, you dont cuz ya can't/
I have to teach you #in geeks cuz you dont understand/




You have no knowledge of spitting,
Your better stopping, your better quitting.
Im ill with the flow and am bout to let all you b*tches know,
You cant control this or hold me down, youll hear my gunshots blaring when im in ya town
You couldnt teach me anything see im the title taker, diss me again you weak ass b*tch evryone here on ATS will be calling me the jaw breaker !!



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 05:01 PM
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Originally posted by WordPlayJAy
The names world play an I drop bombs like viet/
ya bodies scorched before i speak so i doubt that ya see it/
quadriplegics have to run and jab just for a chance/
But they cant control their own flow so they # in their pants/
I sharpen my plans like a blade they has its own desire/
to spill the blood of false prophets im lyrical MESSIAH !


you my friend are a fat f*cker,
you only stand on the stair master to reach the snack cubard,
rolling aroung on the floor like a dieing whale,
yo botch walks around town screaming YO IM FO SALEEEEEEEE
you think your good my rhymes are on the up and up,
think thats bad wait here comes the uppercut,
ill leave you in a body cast,
I got kicked out karate class for beating mr myagis ass!
no can touch this youll never be better,
i can do this # and ride out through the weather !!



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 05:05 PM
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Gather the heat with the Four-Four Beat,
Right on time with the rhythm and rhyme,
With the what to know
i am the master
the caster
the laster
the master of time.

Time is of the essence when all you do is see
the forty four thousand digits in everything, but me
So take it with a grain, of gold splicin eternity
Time traveling mind to somehow achieve serenity

here and now and everything
it's so crystal clear
that all i had to do is believe
That i am finally here.

So here's to the what and why
Of whatever could have been
and ill show you that it's my
will to show true will again

*supernova*



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 05:09 PM
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Originally posted by xacto

Gather the heat with the Four-Four Beat,
Right on time with the rhythm and rhyme,
With the what to know
i am the master
the caster
the laster
the master of time.

Time is of the essence when all you do is see
the forty four thousand digits in everything, but me
So take it with a grain, of gold splicin eternity
Time traveling mind to somehow achieve serenity

here and now and everything
it's so crystal clear
that all i had to do is believe
That i am finally here.

So here's to the what and why
Of whatever could have been
and ill show you that it's my
will to show true will again

*supernova*





what the # is this nerdy ass #? stand back ill show you how to spit,
im a feed my hunger while im beating up this featherweight if you want beef then # it i aint eating lunch since yesterday,
compared to me this chumps at least a hundred steps away, when people read this forum youll be the one they underestimate,
ill turn this to a scene for the police to come investigate, learn some lyrics that #es whatever youve said is clearly never gonna get a rate !!



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 05:30 PM
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what the # is this nerdy ass #? stand back ill show you how to spit,
im a feed my hunger while im beating up this featherweight if you want beef then # it i aint eating lunch since yesterday,
compared to me this chumps at least a hundred steps away, when people read this forum youll be the one they underestimate,
ill turn this to a scene for the police to come investigate, learn some lyrics that #es whatever youve said is clearly never gonna get a rate !!



Underestimate.
A term describing things akin
To Jesus, Ghandi, and your average Mexican,

So you wake up tonight, at 4:44
With the permanent thought in mind
'I just got #ed to the core'

Your rhymes don't go,
Like cheese-wiz-ooze-out
Of your fixated face ho,

And as for feedin your hunger
I think you'll need a staple
stomach staple to stem your diet
Weight's like a riot
Burger King waiting riot,
So get on that Jenny Craig
Soon to be Or you'd be dead
So get on runnin chub chub chubby
Tub tub tubby
Ass off the chair
Or you might just dare
to dream within a dream
youll see what i mean
nah mean?

edit on 6-6-2011 by xacto because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 06:55 PM
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edit on 6-6-2011 by neonitus because: lol



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 07:38 PM
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**** the pigs,
go and smoke some cigs,
then arrest me for pot.
I got caught and bought a lawyer,
he was tricky like Tom Sawyer.
No need to stick me in jail,
because I'm out on bail,
moving up the corporate ladder like a snail.
If I fail I will still succeed,
Give me some weed and I need,
to eat some snacks,
no crack for me,
I'm happy with the chronic,
It's ironic that I'm playing sonic,
when I could be a bionic soldier.
Scold ya because you are whack,
you need a smack,
to the back of your blackjack cap,
on your cranium.
Give me some uranium and I'll make a bomb,
then go back in time and light up vietnam,
like it's the fourth of july.
Rapping is a sport and I try to make you cry,
people lie when they claim they're ill,
where is your fame and skill?
It's non-existant, on your wrist and neck,
is some imitation gold.
Come in the nation of old politicians,
and feel cold because your rights keep you warm.
Tonight it will storm and rain acid,
You might need to form a non-flacid penis,
to compete with my rock hard flow,
I stock the dough in the vault,
and it is up to the ceiling.
You are feeling depressed and stressed,
because your rhymes are unappealing,
time to resort to stealing lines
because your bowing down and kneeling.



Haha that will probably get deleted by a mod but enjoy it while it's there. It doesn't flow really good but if you speed up the pace on certain lines you can make it fit.
edit on 6-6-2011 by TupacShakur because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 08:06 PM
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funny but im shaking my head....i think it would be alot more funnier if i could see you all when the rhyming happened



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 01:06 AM
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ima destroy everyone blowing up like a missile
yall crack me up like you where in a pizzle
none of you have any good lines
have you saying damn i wish that was mine
ill get everyone's girls
have them on the nuts like squirrels
but yall probaly dont even have none
haha im just here to have fun
this is all off the top of my mind like hair
im one of a kind you cant compare
ima eat yall up like a piranha
hot like a sauna
dont challenge me
cuz ill destroy you savagely



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 01:12 AM
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Yo my left toe is so agro you know
a day ago he blew an albino out the window!



posted on Jun, 7 2011 @ 03:16 AM
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I bet most of the people rapping on this thread are white lol, wish you would all get your own music culture instead of robbing ours ( Im lucifersjesters cousin Im black he is white as snow ) I think its soooooooooooo funny to see rich white kids tryin to be black pretending to be black and fron the ghetto is the new dungeons and dragons for white people





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