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This is Not Just Another "I see Jesus's face" in My Pop Tarts! Thread! This is Amazingly Uncanny

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posted on Jun, 5 2011 @ 11:37 PM
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If one believes in the big bang: here you go. My heart started beating very fast and I screamed at my non existant other, "Oh my word! There are crab nebula!"


Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists from all over the country who have flocked to Huddersfield to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an Atheist and to see my unbelief validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding," exclaimed one guest at the Huddersfield Arms hotel.


This Burnt Toast is What? OMG. They got it right.

CJ
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posted on Jun, 5 2011 @ 11:45 PM
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OMG I just found like 20 big bangs on my piece of toast too! It's a sign! The beginning of the universe is revealing itself through the language of toast



posted on Jun, 5 2011 @ 11:48 PM
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Here is one

Just in case for some look closely and the lord him self appears, centre of the cult.



posted on Jun, 5 2011 @ 11:53 PM
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reply to post by mkkkay
 


Can't stop laughing...

CJ



posted on Jun, 5 2011 @ 11:57 PM
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reply to post by QuantumPhysicist
 


OMG like me too, I see it lol. Nothing here move along.



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 12:01 AM
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My bagel is starting to look pretty fascinating, to tell you the truth. What wonderous nooks!

CJ



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 12:03 AM
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Haahaaaa! I was just going to post that photo but you beat me to it. I love it! And it is funny on so many different levels.



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 12:10 AM
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Originally posted by QuantumPhysicist
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OMG I just found like 20 big bangs on my piece of toast too! It's a sign! The beginning of the universe is revealing itself through the language of toast
Sweetie, it's the illumanti. I told you guys they were sending messages through the toast! But seriously, that is f-ing weird.



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 12:14 AM
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If you look really closely at the lower felt hand side you can just barely make out an Arby's, and it looks busy.

CJ



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 12:15 AM
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thats just nasty..eat your bagel with butter and be happy



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 12:17 AM
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Originally posted by granpabobby
thats just nasty..eat your bagel with butter and be happy


Mmmm. Scrumptuous Crannies, WTF those are in a bagel! I wish I had SCTV's 3-d mechanism to show you what you are missing out on! MMMMMMMM.

CJ



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 12:55 AM
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im not a christian or any other label (atheist and agnostic is a label also) but i find this thread rather disturbing,

the entire purpose is to mock someone for what their eyes might perceive,

so does it make you guys feel good to mock people? you sure seem to be having a good time doing it in this thread.

you are getting joy out of a negative act, there is nothing positive about mocking people and making fun of them, akin to a bully on a schoolyard playground

insensitive, inconsiderate, unsympathetic,

i dont know whats wrong with people that they would enjoy being that way,

it seems to me being a good kind person ought to bring more joy then being such a mean person

btw, whenever i see an article about someones piece of toast that has jesus face in it, i do laugh, honestly, but i would not make such an effort to broadcast my laughter at the individual,

whats more if i ever found a piece of toast with a face on it, i would show it to everyone, and sure, i would still laugh,

but you guys aren't laughing at the toast, you are laughing at the people,
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posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 01:03 AM
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but you guys aren't laughing at the toast, you are laughing at the people,


Nah, not me. I'm laughing at the image of Jesus appearing in a cat's butt. Seriously though, your point is a compassionate one.



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 01:04 AM
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Thank you very much. I really needed a good chuckle. You are the man. Never let anyone tell you different. star and flag good sir.



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 01:05 AM
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thanks for that. laughing is good. star back at ya!

CJ



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 01:20 AM
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Originally posted by coyotepoet
reply to post by mkkkay
 


Haahaaaa! I was just going to post that photo but you beat me to it. I love it! And it is funny on so many different levels.


Luck o' the draw I guess...I should have posted a picture of my refrigerator before...it's a wild universe of it's own in there!

CJ



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 01:22 AM
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Originally posted by coyotepoet
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but you guys aren't laughing at the toast, you are laughing at the people,


Nah, not me. I'm laughing at the image of Jesus appearing in a cat's butt. Seriously though, your point is a compassionate one.


i think its a dog,
second line



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 01:22 AM
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im not a christian or any other label (atheist and agnostic is a label also) but i find this thread rather disturbing,

the entire purpose is to mock someone for what their eyes might perceive,

so does it make you guys feel good to mock people? you sure seem to be having a good time doing it in this thread.

you are getting joy out of a negative act, there is nothing positive about mocking people and making fun of them, akin to a bully on a schoolyard playground

insensitive, inconsiderate, unsympathetic,

i dont know whats wrong with people that they would enjoy being that way,

it seems to me being a good kind person ought to bring more joy then being such a mean person

btw, whenever i see an article about someones piece of toast that has jesus face in it, i do laugh, honestly, but i would not make such an effort to broadcast my laughter at the individual,

whats more if i ever found a piece of toast with a face on it, i would show it to everyone, and sure, i would still laugh,

but you guys aren't laughing at the toast, you are laughing at the people,



This is ATS, you weren't planning on receiving stars with that post were you?

The entire point of this forum is to ridicule people of faith.







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posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 01:30 AM
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unlike some people i never "plan" to receive stars nor do i give a flying hoot about them

so the entire purpose is to ridicule people you say? this shows your mentality,

what good comes of that? it does nothing but hurt others, while bringing laughter to the sinister, so what good is it to ridicule?

besides, i for one enjoy laughing at the toast, rather then the people, the more you laugh at the people, the less they will show you their toast,

if i found a piece of toast with a face on it, i would laugh and show it to everyone like i said before, BUT i would not want the people of this thread to see that piece of toast, cause i do not want to be laughed at simply for what my eyes perceive

dont you want to see these pieces of toast? or would you rather someone who sees a face in a piece of toast keep it to themselves and not tell anyone for fear of ridicule?



posted on Jun, 6 2011 @ 02:06 AM
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so the entire purpose is to ridicule people you say? this shows your mentality,


How exactly does it 'show my mentality' to point out that this forum's purpose is to ridicule people of faith?





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