posted on Jun, 3 2011 @ 12:22 PM
When we are angry... We punch things or yell loudly... When a women is angry, she stews... silently awaiting a vicious snap months down the road, only
to confuse us with her attempts to secretly mind f*ck us into remembering what we did to upset her 3 months ago. Then if we are lucky enough to figure
it out, we must dig deeper and understand why "what we did" upset her to begin with.
When a guy is hungry, he gets food. When a girl is hungry... she refuses to order food, but then eats our food when it comes.
When we are deciding what to eat, we pull into the closest food joint and order whatever meal will fill us. When a woman is deciding where to eat, she
first lists all of the places she is unwilling to eat, then a few that she is considering. She then makes us choose from the "considering" option
and one at a time eliminates each choice until all options are gone, then she goes back to our first choice and reluctantly agrees as though it was
When a guy wants a gift for a holiday or birthday... He simply explains what it is he wants in detail; he is even willing to actual pick it out
himself in order to ensure there is no mix up. When a girl wants a specific gift, she drops subtle hints (while we are watching sports) 3 months prior
to said holiday. She then expects us to pick up on the hints and remember for 3 months to get said gift.
When a guy is angry at his buddy... They punch one another, scream at each other, establish dominance... and drink a beer together laughing about
aforementioned fight. When a girl is angry at her friend... She first and foremost unfriends her on facebook. She then talks crap about her to all of
her other friends. She strategically plots revenge, doesn't talk to her for months, and when they finally make up; she proceeds to secretly hold a
grudge against her for, somewhere around, the rest of eternity.
Guys go to the bar and determine the quickest way to get beer, locations of bathrooms, and the number of girls at said bar he would be willing to hook
up with (number increases relevant to quantity of beer). When a woman enters the bar, she first determines if she is the cutest chick in the bar, if a
more attractive woman is spotted, she instantly determines all of her flaws and immediately classifies said girl as a bitch and a whore. Next she will
spot all men that would be willing to purchase alcohol for her, and with the least effort on her part. She then goes to the bathroom to check her hair
and makeup. etc.....
Here is a list of other areas that prove women are far more complex confusing creatures then men.
>Getting ready in the morning...
>Picking out an outfit...