(Doommongering powers activated)
Solar eclipse followed by lunar eclipse = Sign of the Apocalypse. hmm. Where have I read that before?
Oh yes, I remember now, Acts, Joel and the Apocalypse of John.
Acts 2:20
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before that great and notable day of the Lord come
Joel 2:31
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the Lord come
Revelation 6:12
I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon
turned blood red,
Of course, its not a perfect match, would have to be a total solar and lunar eclipse for that. Still, thats no reason to stop the doom. Fresh doom is
good for the mind, body and soul. It makes your hair fall out and skin wrinkle. So why let the truth get in the way of any needed doom?
So remember kids, July is the Ind of the Whirled. Don't forget to text and tweet everyone about it. If someone tries to tell you that your
misinterpreting scripture, just tell them they are the one's who are really the misinterpreters...and blasphemers...and they like goats...with
sunglasses.