I will never wear______??? (fill in)

What something you would never ever wear? It doesn't have to be something that you hate, maybe something that you're just not comfortable in? Shoes, clothes, maybe a type of jewelry?
Personally, I'd never wear this [SNIP]. I saw many people wear it,i hate it.How about u?
I don't think they're ugly or anything, I'm just really not comfortable in them! I feel like I'm walking around like an idiot.
And everyone already knows that you hate Crocs and UGGs, so think of a different answer wink .

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Those skinny jeans girl pants you see all the emo guys rockin'... Makes me want to punch someone in the face..

Those shirts with sayings on them.

"I see dumb people"

"Female body inspector"

Yeah.

Capri pants and Ug boots. Capri pants just confuse me to no end, and Ug boots look like snowboots. I guess the point is that these articles of clothing confuse me and that makes me sad.

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My wife's panties on my head.

Never mind, did that already.

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I will never wear SOCKS WITH SANDALS.

Sunglasses indoors or on overcast days.

I never wear a strap on - ever - and I never ever will

I will never wear Crocks!
I think they look stupid haha

-Painter caps
-Flat caps
-Fedoras
-Skate shoes
-Trench coats
-Cowboy hats of any kind type or size
-Spiked bracelets
-Facial piercings

Generally anything that says "Look at me I'm a ______ and I'm not getting enough attention. Why aren't you looking?"

I won't wear tight shirts, people look like tools when it looks like they borrowed their little sisters shirt. I do wear a shirt that says ' I fart in elevators ' though. Used to live on the 5th floor

natalie portman?

as much as i'd like to...

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Ha ha!

Star for that!

I will never wear....myself out again trying to convince people that Barry Soetoro is a puppet for TPTB....that his feet stink....and he doesn't love Jesus.....

Another persons skin again, this one time I was driving across Montana and hadn't had sleep for like 3 days....

Just kidding....really i swear!!
Anything with a nascar or wwe style wrestling on it.
I want people to think I have an education.

Turtle necks
Parachutte pants
Leg warmers
Pegged jeans
Skinny jeans
Banana clips
Snowflake sweaters

I will never wear my heart on my sleeve again.

And I will never wear anything pink.

I will never wear cheap jewelry or yellow gold.
Imho yellow gold only looks good on women.

Polyester

Red. Better dead than red.

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Clothes.