A group of eight geniuses that are in charge of eight
failing economies get together and pledge to give other failing economies money
20 Billion dollars
I'll give one guess at who is leading this pack of braniacs but you probably already know.
The elite leaders of the G-8 Summit will announce their support the uprisings sparking up throughout the Arab world, including a possible $20
billion for reform in both Tunisia and Egypt, Reuters reports. In a draft statement to be released at the end of the summit, the leaders write, “We,
members of the G-8, strongly support the aspirations of the Arab Spring as well as those of the Iranian people.” President Obama stressed the
correlation between economic growth and democratic freedom, saying political change was grounded in the two elements. The summit also condemned the
violent response of the Yemeni government to peaceful protests. Al Jazeera notes that the G-8 has, in the past, failed to fulfill aid commitments.
Hey idiots! why don't you fix problems at home before giving away more of OUR money to people that will hate us anyway?
Here is the list of countries printing more worthless toilet paper:
1. USA (no surprise here, HEY IDIOT! THEY HATE US ANYWAY! THEY HATE YOU EVEN MORE!)
2. CANADA (gotta stay neutral)
3. FRANCE (home of the IMF, nuff said)
4. GERMANY (aren't you guys almost broke ?)
5. ITALY (almost broke as well)
6. RUSSIA (???)
7. U.K (well, at least you have a queen to lend you money when you need it)
8. JAPAN (seriously, you have money to give away after mother nature whipped your ass? shouldn't you be like, maybe, oh I don't know, REPAIRING THE
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST YOU HAVE UNLEASHED ON CALIFORNIA???)
edit on 27-5-2011 by Scoriada because: (no reason given)