From the Washington Times today, government waste "watchdogs" have pointed out some silly ways the NSF has been spending out tax money!
The Senate’s top watchdog on government waste, in a new report Thursday, said taxpayer money has gone to fund such programs as Jell-O wrestling at
the South Pole, testing shrimp’s exercise ability on a treadmill and a laundry-folding robot, all funded by the National Science Foundation.
In one instance NSF employees, in their spare time, engaged in a Jell-O wrestling contest at the agency’s McMurdo research station at the South
Pole. In another case, the agency paid $559,681 to test sick shrimp’s metabolism, which one researcher said was “the first time that shrimp have
been exercised on a treadmill. Mr. Coburn’s report noted that the researchers found sick shrimp “did not perform as well and did not recover as
well from exercise as healthy shrimp”
Really? It takes a government grant along with vast amounts of time and other resources to figure this out? Hell, give me $20 and I could have told
you sick shrimp would not perform as well as healthy shrimp!
But let's cut them some slack, the NSF provides some very important services and account for 1/5th of the R&D money passed out by the Gov. I'm sure
they can have a track record of following through on everything else...right?
Mr. Coburn, in his report, said audits of NSF show it regularly fails to meet management goals. One 2005 audit found almost half of the reports the
agency is required to file were submitted either late or not at all.
Are we really all that surprised? We should expect better but we all know that government waste is part of daily habit within the hallowed halls of
government. Just remember, the next time you're going to the DMV, look out for baby pools and Jello! You never know which government agency may have
"wraslin'" fever!
Thoughts, comments?
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on 26-5-2011 by sheepslayer247 because: add link
edit on 26-5-2011 by sheepslayer247 because: grammar