It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.


Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.


top 10 signs your paranoid!

page: 1

log in


posted on May, 24 2011 @ 12:59 PM

found this funny and thought i would share lol

10. You run away upon seeing a mall directory that says, "You are here."

9. Thirty five locks on your sock drawer just aren't enough.

8. You hire a private eye to keep an eye out on your house, but then fire him because he's part of the conspiracy.

7. Before you take the garbage cans back from the street, you check them for really short Mafia hit men.

6. You are learning six foreign languages because you just know those people you don't understand are talking about YOU.

5. You even wonder if the guard dog you hired is secretly plotting against you.

4. You have a funny feeling the voices in your head are plotting behind your back.

3. It takes you three hours each evening to program the household alarms and video surveillance system before you can go to bed.

2. You're checking off each number on this list as you read.

1. The Witness Relocation Program has told you to stop showing up unless you have an actual reason to.

posted on May, 24 2011 @ 01:05 PM
reply to post by ronishia

11. Wondering how you know so much about me.

posted on May, 24 2011 @ 01:06 PM
Who told you these? WHO?!

edit on 24-5-2011 by Mactire because: (no reason given)

posted on May, 24 2011 @ 01:07 PM
You change cabs three times on the way to the 7-11

posted on May, 24 2011 @ 01:09 PM
You check behind every medicine cabinet to make sure its not a two way mirror.

posted on May, 24 2011 @ 01:13 PM
reply to post by Mactire

i actually do this

posted on May, 24 2011 @ 01:15 PM
reply to post by ronishia

So do I.

top topics


log in