Walk into a bar jokes...

A guy walks into a bar, he's got a huge pile of s*** in his hands and says "Hey! Look what I nearly stood in!"

... and heads over to get a drink. :w:

after a few beers, the bartender offers the dude a free beer if he can make the horse in the corner laugh.

The dude accepts the offer with a smug grin and scuttles of to the corner, and whispers something in the horses ear. The horse suddenly started laughing uncontrolably, and the dude walks back to the bar with an even bigger smile.

The bartender was amazed. "youve got skill dude." The bartender makes another bet. If the man can make the horse stop its laughing and make it cry, hell give him another beer. So the man walks over to the horse, and drags it outback. After a moment the horse starts to wail like a baby. The guy comes back to retrieve his beer.

How did you do it? the bartender asks curiously.

Well first, I said that i had a bigger penis than it did. so it laughed.










Then I proved it.

one day a guy walked into a bar.

The Bartender hadnt seen the guy before, and he asked him:

who are you? I havent seen you around before.

The guy answers solemnly.


I got kicked outta the park for blowing bubbles.

The bartender, who was wierded out by the strange reason of being kicked out of a park for innocent childs play, offered the man a beer.


shortly after, another guy came in, with the same problem.

was blowing bubbles illegal???


soon afterwards another man walked in.


The bartender said,


let me geuss. you got kicked out of the park for blowing bubbles.



The guy seemed a little confused.


What are you talking about???







I am Bubbles.