Originally posted by SaberTruth
Is this a prediction? ;-)
It's the only "spiritual ammo" he's got left is the Nibiru theory , there's nothing left after that , not unless there is a major catastrophe that happens before then and millions of people die , then he will use that as the beginning of the Rapture .
Originally posted by Ethyrial Symphony
reply to post by bdb818888
I was at work around 9pm 21-5-2011 watching the world clock and pondering how he would save face after this, as their would be ALOT of people with questions, and indeed my mind kept returning to Niburu,,,it is certainly an unfounded theory but seemed the next logical step if he were ballsy enough to try and recover from thisedit on 22-5-2011 by Ethyrial Symphony because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by MrWendal
Wow another thread about the failed rapture...who would have seen this coming? I will just paste my reply from one of the other 20 threads about this same subject.
After hours of meditation and careful consideration I have figured out the Top 10 reasons why the Rapture did not happen.
10) Even God wants to see the photos of Osama Bin Laden's body
9) God is waiting for George Lucas to make up for his last 3 Star Wars films.
8) Rapture is postponed until next week so God can find out who is the next American Idol
7) Chuck Norris's beard said, "Not today God"
6) God stopped to get a table dance
5) The bottom of your Rapture ticket clearly states, "Card Subject to Change"
4) It DID happen and the only person found worthy was Randy "The Macho Man" Savage
3) Heaven is in foreclosure
2) God was not allowed to come to Earth without first showing his long form Birth Certificate
and my number one reason why the Rapture did not happen.....
1) Fred Phelps is not yet finished spreading God's Will yet. Once that is done, then you can have your Rapture!