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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:08 PM
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Raptured.

Just letting all of you sinful heathens know that things are going well here in heaven. We're all here awaiting your agonizing demise and then we'll repopulate the planet with new codes of conduct and a population capacity.

Oh, you'd be very surprised at what "angels" actually are! Hint: ET.

PS Good luck! But don't bother trying to cling to life. It won't cease until 100% of you are gone!



Oh and I should add that death is nothing to be fearful of, you are eternal, so don't fret about it, you big baby!
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:11 PM
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Earth here, so far you've yet to have been missed.

Just letting ya know things over here on our end.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:11 PM
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What does God look like?
Tell me now!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:12 PM
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I guess heaven for you consists of your mom's basement...have fun



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:13 PM
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I'm still here, just enjoyed a homemade iced coffee and making a pizza for dinner. I guess I'm a heathen, church didn't save me! What does god look like ? Completely alien or white man wearing a robe in the clouds ?

Is heaven in the trees or in the mind of the another nutter ?
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:13 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
Earth here, so far you've yet to have been missed.

Just letting ya know things over here on our end.


Ok, thanks, I want to keep updated on that. I am holding onto hopes I'll be missed.


Originally posted by goos3
reply to post by TheLegend
 

What does God look like?
Tell me now!

He doesn't like photographs taken of him...but I got one epluribusmoron.files.wordpress.com...



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:14 PM
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reply to post by TheLegend
 


It's almost like you never existed now.


Perhaps you were a figment of my imagination all along...



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:15 PM
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Originally posted by TheLegend

Originally posted by Lysergic
Earth here, so far you've yet to have been missed.

Just letting ya know things over here on our end.


Ok, thanks, I want to keep updated on that. I am holding onto hopes I'll be missed.


Originally posted by goos3
reply to post by TheLegend
 

What does God look like?
Tell me now!

He doesn't like photographs taken of him...but I got one epluribusmoron.files.wordpress.com...


I don't think God will be too happy about his likeness being compared to a gay cowboy.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:21 PM
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Originally posted by Heartisblack
Is heaven in the trees or in the mind of the another nutter ?

Being serious, it's in another dimension.


Originally posted by Lysergic
reply to post by TheLegend
 

It's almost like you never existed now.

Perhaps you were a figment of my imagination all along...

Ok buddy, you just worn out your welcome! I had a free pass for someone to be raptured...but nooooo...you gone and blew it. But just remember...I was never even here and only in your mind * disappears*


Originally posted by goos3
I don't think God will be too happy about his likeness being compared to a gay cowboy.

You, sir, will not be raptured. You, sir, shall be ruptured.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:25 PM
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I was about to make the same topic. I have been raptured too.

It's pretty funny, most of what you say is true (except Chuck Norris pict, lol) but nobody will believe it...but it won't matter soon. This is pretty exciting. I am online yet not on a computer. This is too bizarre. This technology is unfathomable.

I want to add to those that are still on Earth: don't be fearful, death is not the end, think of Earth as a school and you just didn't graduate this time. There are endless chances.
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:28 PM
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Originally posted by MasonicFantom
I was about to make the same topic. I have been raptured too.

It's pretty funny, most of what you say is true (except Chuck Norris pict, lol) but nobody will believe it...but it doesn't matter since they are expendable. This is pretty exciting. I am online yet not on a computer. This is too bizarre. This technology is unfathomable.

I want to add to those that are still on Earth: don't be fearful, death is not the end, think of Earth as a school and you just didn't graduate this time. There are endless chances.
edit on 21-5-2011 by MasonicFantom because: (no reason given)


C'mon Guys!
Isn't there something USEFUL you can post.
We all know you are in hell.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:38 PM
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If only the rapture was real.. I could do without some of these Christian nut jobs.. 6 monts of hell..


Sounds more like 6 months of peace to me.. What would i do with my time,with no christians to poke humor at..



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:42 PM
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Originally posted by goos3
reply to post by TheLegend
 

What does God look like?
Tell me now!


Chuck Norris



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:47 PM
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Originally posted by anonymous1

Originally posted by goos3
reply to post by TheLegend
 

What does God look like?
Tell me now!


Chuck Norris


Pffft.. I don't know about you.. But i have been worshiping Mr. Charlie Sheen for the past few months.. BOOM! WINNING! DUH.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:44 PM
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Having a ball down here on earth.



posted on May, 22 2011 @ 02:45 PM
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I was raptured years ago but no one noticed. A walkin took over. I just came through to let you know that "Angels" do look a lot like the ET "Light Beings".

I have really missed ice cream, but God has a great sense of Humor.



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