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God Wins, Rapture Not Needed!

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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:24 PM
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IPNews 21/5/11- God Wins, Rapture Not Needed!


- Witnesses say the Prophets prevailed today by defeating the Devil. Early this after noon witnesses say, the Devil appeared in all his glory, being described as, a strange glowing darkness. The devil posed a challenge to mankind stating "If you can give me something I can not destroy with fire, I will forever leave mankind to peace." A voice from the crowd yelled "A mountain" The Devil laughed a roll of thunder that, was said to "shake the ground", felt many miles away, and the mountain was gone. "A sea" was yelled by another and yet again the Devil laughed and the sea was gone, solving our problem of rising oceans. Then two people in glowing robes approached the Devil and handed him something. The smile left his face and fear took over. "What is this" he Boomed. The prophets reply "M&Ms, they melt in your mouth not in your hand." and the Devil dissipated to nothing. The "Holy M&Ms" are to begin their World tour in mid July caretakers say.


Source: IPILYA Press News
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edit on 21-5-2011 by IPILYA because: (no reason given)




posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:29 PM
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All i really got to say is what the hell..
and M&M's are yummy



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:37 PM
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I ate an entire bag of M&M's last night.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:04 PM
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Originally posted by Avyuir
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I ate an entire bag of M&M's last night.


I only eat GREEN M&M's

that why i've been married soo happily ..
edit on 5/21/11 by darrman because: and Thats why I'm SOOO fat!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:24 PM
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Nice modernization of an old joke.



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