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Breaking News!!!!!!!! Judgement Day has just been postponed.

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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:55 PM
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Judgement Day has just been postponed, until further notice, following the rising cost of fuel to burn sinners and high food prices to feed people in Heaven. Now stop worrying




posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:58 PM
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edit on 21/5/11 by AdamsMurmur because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:59 PM
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Funny



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 01:03 PM
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I love days like today. Because you know there are people who will just be watching the clock all day long hoping until the day is gone in all possible time zones that they were right.

Tomorrow is a fun day too, when they slink around pretending they didnt buy into the whole thing, OR immediately start their new Rapture countdown because they figured out what was wrong with yesterdays calculation.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 01:11 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 01:13 PM
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It hasn't been postponed. Its just tedious work. You ever tried finding on unopened peanut in a bowl of shells? That's Jesus trying to find Rapture worthy people. Gets a liiittle frustrating.
The Rapture Cometh....



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 01:18 PM
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Sorry, the argument doesnt float logically. God is omniscient, so therefore he doesnt have to find anyone. He already knows exactly who and exactly where they are.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 01:23 PM
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I guess none of us are worthy then. Yayyy us! We showed that guy what Free Will is all about.



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