Terrible but funny

lawl....still snappin into slim jims from the pearly gates.

That was epically awesome. I applaud you.

I knew there was a reason he left us yesterday. He left to save us. Thank you Macho Man!!

LOL, Randy gonna save us!
Snap into a slim J..... ummm jim.

People are making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow!

St. Randy "Macho Man" Savage?

Time for some quotes.

"Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion, Oooooh yeeeah!"
"The madness is runnin' wild!"
"Snap into a Slim Jim!"
"Dig it!"
"History beckons the Nacho Man!"
"Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Nacho Madness."
"We're in space and space is the place!"
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!"
"Who's in the danger zone!"
"It's not a smorgasborg; it's the WWF."
"Oooooh yeeeah! I want everybody to freak out! Freak out! The Nacho Man is right here, and I'm gonna take it to the limit! Yeah!"
"Best there is... past, present and future! Ohhhhh yeahhhh!"
"The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, ohhhh yeahh!"
"I'm too hot to handle and too cold to hold!"
"We have nothing to fear, but fear itself...and the NACHO MAN!!!!"
"Mean Gene Okerlund, meet the Nacho Man Randy Savage, and I just happen to be the World Heavyweight Champion."
"You been running from Nacho like I've got cheese."
"I've been everywhere from soaring with the eagles to slithering with the snakes."
"Bow down to the kingdom of the madness!"
"Elizabeth...Elizabeth...will you marry me?"
"Nacho Madness is coming at ya!"
"Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness!"
"Bonesaw's ready!" (As Bonesaw McGraw in the film Spider-Man)
"Hey, freakshow! You're goin' NOWHERE! I got'cha for three minutes! Three minutes of playtime!" (As Bonesaw McGraw in the film Spider-Man)
"Dusty Rhodes, do you think you're what our forefathers were thinking about when they thought up the American Dream? Ooooh, yeah, I don't think so."
"I'm the Nacho Man Randy Savage and I'm the World Wrestling Federation Champion and YOU'RE NOT."
"(to Mean Gene) Oh yeah? Rules? Well rules were made to be broken. AND YOUR NECK COULD BE BROKEN!"
"Love it, or leave it." "The same fire the Dragon breathes. He shall burn by."

ONE more minute to go here on the east coast... Nothing happening yet...

It was all the people eating prunes that did it.

Greatest picture ... I have ever seen!

Freaking awesome man that needs to be made into a wallpaper stat.

Not the Flying elbow off the top row!
Ooh yeah diggitt!

because people who claim to know the future

neither know the future or past

sadly fools will be duped endlessly

Question: why the handrail on the stairs to heaven? I mean if it is to prevent us from falling off and dying......a bit pointless. If it is to help the elderly and infirm then where's the lift for folks in wheelchairs?

Just wondering whether God should be done for discrimination.......