Rapture Occured!! This Is An Alternate Timeline

So rapture occurred and we are experiencing a reality in which rapture did not occur. It's the only logical explanation. I can't prove this is the case, because in this timeline I don't have it. Thread was going to be started anyhow, figured I'd do the honors.

Originally posted by cluckerspud
So rapture occurred and we are experiencing a reality in which rapture did not occur. It's the only logical explanation. I can't prove this is the case, because in this timeline I don't have it. Thread was going to be started anyhow, figured I'd do the honors.

You started this !!!

YOU!!!

It will happen you know it!

Ohh ... wish I'd thought of it

Hope I win the lottery in this one

Great Scotts!

We've gotta go back to 1955 and get the sports almanac back from young Biff!

Originally posted by JusticeIsComing
Great Scotts!

We've gotta go back to 1955 and get the sports almanac back from young Biff!

"There's that word again; heavy Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull"?

Knew something was amiss.
The rock pub was full of chavs last night.

Or maybe rapture is occuring, only very few of use are worthy!
Second line says rapture is waiting for the EPL to finish tommorow.

Can't see the point of this being the case because I suspect the God being would be taking great pleasure in rubbing our unworthy noses in the fact that we were left here 'unwanted' and 'unloved'.

Which is the whole point of the rapture business is it not?

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Is that the same reality where everyone gets along, no one needs money,energy,medicine or current modes of transportation???

Wow we truly are in hell...

S&F for excellent research on this topic and supporting your main idea!

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most of us are so jaded from all the conflicts and disasters happening around the world we wouldn't even notice. people read 'multiple earthquakes around the world, millions die', and think, 'gotta update my facebook 4 teh lulz'.

Undeniable Evidence of Rapture!!!

I knew there was a reason I couldn't find my keys this morning! I woke up in a new timeline and apparently had put them somewhere else in the timeline I was currently in.

Any news on where major land masses are in this timeline? I'm hopeful they brought New Zealand to the cost off of L.A.

Originally posted by cluckerspud
So rapture occurred and we are experiencing a reality in which rapture did not occur. It's the only logical explanation. I can't prove this is the case, because in this timeline I don't have it. Thread was going to be started anyhow, figured I'd do the honors.

I've spent years telling people I'm not psychic ... turns out I must be because I 'knew' someone would start this thread

Woody

OP = off his rocker

When predicitions don't happen, it's called "ATS Effect", as our concious will supercedes and changes natural events.

Alternate timelines are for leprechans, fairies, & toadstools.

I woke up this morning and immediatly I knew something was strange...

My wife was gone and when I looked out in the driveway, so was her car...

I went to the kitchen to make coffee and the rapture took my coffee filters too because they are missing...

and then I found the note on the kitchen table from my wife reminding me she had to work today and she use the last coffee filter...

Whew...that was a close one...

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Rapture and judement ARE BS!!! The Bible is BS~There's a thread on how...
The Bible Is a Forgery
AND Jesus was just a man if he existed at all!!!
Whackadoos...

Originally posted by cluckerspud
Undeniable Evidence of Rapture!!!

According to this outstanding thread we have been through 2.5 tribulation periods since the "rapture"...

It seems like yesterday.

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i feel sorry for the people who belived it was gonna happen who then died in their sleep last night



standing at the big gates thinking



''where is everyone else?''

Same here. I spent all morning looking for my girlfriend. I tried calling, texting, even went to her house. She wasn't there. Then I realized I didn't have a girlfriend. That was close... *phew*


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