Rapture is not occuring as scheduled!

OMG CALIFORNIA OH NO...OH NO!!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


crash

Still here! Now to find out mr campings address...he doesn't live far from me

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Maybe it is a blue airplane toilet dump bomb?

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I..................need..............help killing zombies plix help.

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Eh....I predict there will be more predictions to follow soon, right after a word from our sponsors.

Do I win a coconut for that correct prediction then?

In a quantum sense all it takes is one bullet to end the world.

Great job priest.
You made 100 mil $

ok now people continue to blindly follow 2012 specials on the history channel.

Well, I live in California, and it's about 20 mins after 6pm and guess wat.... NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!! Just tha same old thing that happens just about every other day around this time..... My kids are outside playing with their friends, and I am inside playing on tha computer... Dinner is done, and everyone is about to eat....

Future reference, I really think that people that actually believed this and lost everything because of it really need to seek professional help as well as tha person that started this crazy thing. Not to try and disrespect anyone on here that did believe it, but come on people, think about it, if today was the actual day that this was supposed to happen, I think we all would have had some kind of warning. I may be wrong about tha warning part, but I truly believe in my heart that when it is my time to go, then some quack trying to make some money is not gonna tell me when that time is..... P

So........ This isn't Heaven?


uh oh...

I can't believe I'm still on this piece of # planet. God must not love me.

Originally posted by windwaker
I can't believe I'm still on this piece of # planet. God must not love me.

Don't worry, our absentee landlord hates everyone equally.

You're on equal footing.

Well I am more than a bit upset.

I am a mortician and had set myself up for a really busy night. Got extra fluids in an everything.

What am I meant to do with 500 liters of glutaraldehyde ?

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Its because John Locke and Ben Linus turned the wheel....

But seriously, what if we have all shifted into another 'plane' of existence and we aren't yet aware of it...man, after the day I've had, I'd gladly shift into some other plane....

BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Hawkings is MISSING!!! His wheelchair was found empty, with only a suit in it.

The bastard was lying to us all along!

Originally posted by gort51
Its 6.10pm here...If anyone can here me out there?

I am transmitting on 510 mega hertz, if anyone is out there please respond...I cant kill all these Zombies by myself.....

Please be aware IT IS ALL REAL.........I TELL YOU IT IS REAL!!!!!

It REAL.....LY IS A CROCK OF Male Cow Droppings.!!!

Yep still here of course.

It got dark quick tho, and a real nice clap of thunder at 5.50pm...went for like 20 seconds. Some lightening now, some rain, but of course the Weather Brewro (how do you spell that again), predicted this for the past week, actually its stopped raining now.......On no its started again....

Hang on....Oh Hi Mom.....arent you suppose to be dead, like 3 years ago......Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!.

Just kidding. Back to Normality.Coo, coo, cooo, coooo.

The thunder was very loud here in Adelaide Sth Oz, at about the same time.

Here in Topeka we had tornado warnings go off round 6, nothing came down though. A lot of sightings no actually touches on the ground

Around 6 I got this amazing sensation. But it was just the potato salad I was eating.
It was that freaking good.
I was like. Oh God that's good.
I need to find the recipe. It was homemade and fully of rapture like goodness.

Sorry, but your Rapture is in another castle.