Rapture is not occuring as scheduled!

Family radio website would appear to have gawn m'lord, next case.
Website shut down unsuprisingly.

Originally posted by Skyler663
It was suppose to happen at 12 P.M in Israel. Thats 6 P.M in New York time. Nothing has happened here in NJ yet so it was all fake

While I don't buy the rapture bit obviously, I do find it amusing how many post that because they are still here, nothing happened.. lets not forget, you have to have been a good little boy or girl to get a ride on the jeebus train

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Already at it...

Uh, oh. I think the website might have been raptured.

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On a serious note.. imagine the horror of those who are true believers, those poor folks who sold everything they owned who now face the reality of this situation...

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And that's the reason why nothing happened probably. Nobody is good... We are all little devils...

Kicking in the front seat,

Sitting in the back seat,

Gotta make my mind up,

which seat in the rapturemobile should i takeeeee???

It's raptureday, raptureday,

gotta get raptured on rapture day,

Everybody's looking forward to the free cookies, cookies.

Originally posted by flyingfish
Ok here it is..
The Rapture.

edit on 21-5-2011 by flyingfish because: (no reason given)

My goodness..look at some the douchebags in this video love the 80's

Originally posted by darkest4
Hopefully some of you will learn your lesson but I doubt it, I see some of the same people in every single doom fail thread and you just move on to the next one as if the fail never happened.

Haha, this is probably the most unsettling thing about all of it. The New Madrid quakes prediction was for May 17th, then from May 17th-20th, the threads just drifted off when the dates had passed and nobody posted back, but other prediction threads just carry on as usual.

Just wondering what the next one is now that this has passed. A few Elenin threads will probably be bumped by disappointed fearmongerers over the next few days in an effort to get morale going again.

And don't forget HAARP....

One day people thought there'd be rapture
That day, their souls, God would capture
That day came and went
Without such an event
Now there's just beer and laughter

I posted this in a thread before but figured it'd be appropriate especially now that the time has passed .. wrote this today

Rather laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints.

Wait I have heard that before!

Billy Joel

Originally posted by FailedProphet
It's already happened but no human beings on this evil earth were found sinless enough to be raptured.
So the prophecy did, in fact, technically come true, although nothing has actually changed.

Win-win.

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Unorganized and innocent mass DDOS attack as followers unanimously wonder "WTF"?

Maybe Camping let his domain expire?

Those are my guesses as I'm fairly sure websites don't qualify for rapture.


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The Rapture = Just Another Way to Die.

In all seriousness, this is still scheduled to happen but Jeebus got notified about a groupon thing that he simply couldn't resist so he'll be along any moment now..

On Sunday May 22nd Harold Camping will go over his calculations and discover he forgot to carry a 1... and thus begin the cycle ALL over again

Originally posted by sith9157

Originally posted by flyingfish
Ok here it is..
The Rapture.

edit on 21-5-2011 by flyingfish because: (no reason given)

My goodness..look at some the douchebags in this video

love the 80's

I am watching FOX News, no reports of "men from Mars eating cars" yet,,,

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Pay $50.00 for $100.00 worth of Armageddon? That would be some wholesale pricing right there and I'm sure the Groupon cat would have some nice little humorous speech about it.


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Harold camping is eating a 22 course meal, then going to drive off in his lambo and sleep in his 18 million dollar bed.

Originally posted by Fiscal
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Pay $50.00 for $100.00 worth of Armageddon? That would be some wholesale pricing right there and I'm sure the Groupon cat would have some nice little humorous speech about it.

 

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That would do wonders for their IPO I'm sure "Everyone loves our services, even our father who art in heaven" .. happy rature day!

I got one! he was far away it was a really impressive shot!