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Rapture is not occuring as scheduled!

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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:08 PM
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I want my money back..




posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:08 PM
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I just ran into Jesus at the grocery store. He said the reason why there was no rapture was because it would have been too expensive to fill up the rapturemobile with a full tank of gas. Therefore, they are canceling the rapture until gas prices go down.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:08 PM
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It's supposed to be 6:00 pm pacific time, the nut job is from California.
So you kids have a few hours left.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:09 PM
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Off topic, I know...

But you could just ban a few folks for fun.


 
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:09 PM
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Originally posted by ontarff
reply to post by SolarE-Souljah
 


The only "Rapture" I am aware of is a song by BLONDIE. It started rap music.



Funny that you mention that, a radio station played that song locally in my town today, and yes her little breakdown in the middle is definitely rap



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:09 PM
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Originally posted by karen61057
6:04Pm here on US east coast.

I have been judged.
And found lacking.
Ah well, perhaps next time.


I was outside as I didn't want the roof of my house to obstruct the efficiency of the rapture-beam. I had swatted a mosquito on my arm JUST as jesus showed up. *facepalm*... He didnt even say hello, he just turned and left.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:10 PM
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Jesus would like to apologize, he's running late... there is a huge line at walmart and he expects to be along now any moment.. please be patient.. he was trying to pick up snacks for the long trip



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:10 PM
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New Zealand just had a 6.1 earthquake. That should add fuel to the fire.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:10 PM
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6PM Pacific Time it is! YEEHAW!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:11 PM
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I love how it says 'You can still donate' on that screen capture


...6:11 pm here in the USA...I'm still here
one of 2 reasons:
1. I'm a heathen
2. Raprure didnt happen

I'm gonna pick #2 as my answer



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:11 PM
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anyways... back to wanking...



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:11 PM
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I can't believe some of you are "dissapointed" and really expected something to happen. Why are you so gullible? Why believe everything some guy says as long as it fits in with your romanticized world view of doom and gloom and "god"s who "love" you so much they want to kill you and judge you.
Hopefully some of you will learn your lesson but I doubt it, I see some of the same people in every single doom fail thread and you just move on to the next one as if the fail never happened.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:11 PM
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edit on 21-5-2011 by darkest4 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:11 PM
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I want my money back!!
They told if I would give them money that I would have a front row seat. :-(

LOL.....not



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:12 PM
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Just imagine Camping and all of his followers nagging him with the are-we-there-yets.


 
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:12 PM
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Ok here it is..
The Rapture.

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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:13 PM
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It was suppose to happen at 12 P.M in Israel. Thats 6 P.M in New York time. Nothing has happened here in NJ yet so it was all fake



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:13 PM
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Originally posted by Jepic
reply to post by sith9157
 


6PM Pacific Time it is! YEEHAW!


Oh great..three more hours of nail biting



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by Fiscal
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Just imagine Camping and all of his followers nagging him with the are-we-there-yets.


 
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QUIET DOWN BACK THERE! .. I will turn this rapture right back around!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:15 PM
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so i come home at 6 and the house was empty.......10 minets later the door bell rings.....they just went to the store oh well back to bordom. ps sorry about the spelling



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