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Found my cat's collar in the back yard. Cat is missing. Rapture?

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:34 PM
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But wait a minute. These cats can hide anywhere. American southwest.

If you can call Leonid Elinin for me, I would like to talk to him.




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:37 PM
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dont worry..there is no rapture



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:38 PM
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:O

My girlfriend just disappeared.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:39 PM
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Rapture.

definitely rapture



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:40 PM
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I think you mean it was the catture


He's gone to a place with no more hairballs, with streets paved with catnip.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:41 PM
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Originally posted by yourmamaknows
But wait a minute. These cats can hide anywhere. American southwest.



No way, its not 6pm there yet.
But if you said you lived in Kiribati, then we'd have to start worrying.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:41 PM
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Originally posted by smithjustinb
:O

My girlfriend just disappeared.


Blame the rapture, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:42 PM
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I think Leonid Elinin is a Pseudonym.....I think it is really the U.S. government.....we'll know soon enough...


P/S... I found your cat, he only made it to Pluto....lol...
edit on 20-5-2011 by Caji316 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:44 PM
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Focus.

There is no cat.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:46 PM
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I see what you did there

2nd line?



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:49 PM
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Originally posted by Caji316
I think Leonid Elinin is a Pseudonym.....I think it is really the U.S. government.....we'll know soon enough...


P/S... I found your cat, he only made it to Pluto....lol...
edit on 20-5-2011 by Caji316 because: (no reason given)


Thank you all for your kind replies. I really give it to you straight.

Some big shots read my stuff. Take care.-----------PC



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:49 PM
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All cats go to heaven.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:50 PM
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Kitty was a god-fearing jesus freak...

Who'd a thunk ?



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:59 PM
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Rapture!

edit on 20-5-2011 by Jepic because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:04 PM
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Hey yourmamaknows, I am your cat and I am Signals too. I kinda got into ATS looking over your shoulder and stuff.

I post when you leave the house.

I ran off with 2 other cats, headed to the Purina Convention, they are having a sample party with the new Friskies flavor food.

See you tomorrow...'cause I know 'ya and I'm pretty sure you won't be raptured old buddy.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:16 PM
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No, it would be to early anyway. Cats usually loose their collars, on bushes, take them off, etc.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:17 PM
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Be at one with the collar...



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:20 PM
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I had intercourse with your cat



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:21 PM
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i thought that pets didnt get raptured



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:23 PM
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Ceiling cat called him home.



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