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The IMF Is Giving Me Money!

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 08:49 PM
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Got this email (Posted Below) and after all the IMF news these days, I'm so excited that they are finally turning a corner and helping out the little guys!

I didn't even know about this but apparently, some guy named JOHN WHEELER is trying to steal it away from me claiming that I'm dead.

But, the IMF is going to help me sort this out. I'm so happy!

As soon as I send them all of my info, I'm rich! I'll of course have to provide my banking info and a processing fee to clear the funds but that's ok, I'm Rich!

I'm gonna buy a car, an island, a plane, a mansion and....oh so many things!

No, really...it's true.


So the next time you think the IMF is evil, think of me on my...oops I forgot, gonna get a yacht too because... I'm Rich!

Now, I know some of you might doubt me but here's the proof. Just look at all those official looking Reference #'s and to make it even more believable for you doubters, look at the official Payment File!

My Ship Has Finally Come In! I'm Rich!


Your Ref: UN/CBN/OHG/OXD1/2009.
TELEX: UN/CBN/31TN/NIG.
PAYMENT FILE NO: 00927/UN/CBN/NIGTF/2011.
Attention: Beneficiary,

This Notice is brought to you from IMF World Fund Discovery Management And
Payment Bureau newly invented by the World Financial Service Authority United
States Of America/United Kingdom This body was set up to discover an outstanding
unpaid fund being owned to Governments or Individuals all over the world
through Contract Payment, Inheritance and Lottery Winning Prize Awards as
well as health Insurance and compensation payment, It will interest you
to know that we have discovered an outstanding unpaid/ unclaimed sum of
TEN MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($10,500,000.00
USD) on a file in favor of your name and a mandate has been given to this
body(World Fund Discovery Management And Payment Bureau) to ensure that
this fund gets to you without any delay.

We also want to bring to your notice that there is presently a counter claims
on your compensation funds valued $10,500,000.00 USD by one JOHN WHEELER,
who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained
that you entered into an agreement with him, to help you in receiving your
fund, So here comes the big question.

Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (JOHN WHEELER) thereby making
him your Representative and Next of kin to receive your fund on your behalf
MR. JOHN WHEELER has also given us a scanned Copy Of his United States International
Passport and Bank Account information for a quick transfer of your fund
while we are still waiting for you to urgently confirm MR. JOHN WHEELER'S
claims because if we do not hear from you within the next few Working days
from today, we will accept MR. JOHN WHEELER as a beneficiary to your fund
and transfer your fund to him without further negotiation while your urgent
confirmation will highly be appreciated.

In case you have not appointed MR. JOHN WHEELER and you want to take advantage
of your overdue compensation/contract payment, you are advised to urgently
confirm this office with your contact information as requested below so
that we will be able to release your fund to your Accordingly to avoid false
claim.

Your Full Name _________________
Your Home Address: _____________________________
Your Home Telephone_________________________
Your Mobile Phone____________________
Fax Number: ____________________________________
Your Age And Sex____________________
Your Occupation____________________
Your Alternative E-mail Address_________________

We look forward for your urgent response in anticipation.

Congratulation in advance!

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Gordon Mark
Fraud Alert Department
United Nations Fund Release Department



edit on 20-5-2011 by jude11 because: (no reason given)




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 08:55 PM
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I'm so made up for you....can you lend me 20 bucks??? Hmmmm!!!!

The IMF so generous these days and so moral spesh after nailing their boss (sarcasm is atleast one form of wit)!

Enjoy your weekend.
edit on 20-5-2011 by Revolution9 because: spelling error



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 09:06 PM
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Hey since you're gonna be rich and whatnot, can you lend me $500,000? $350,000 is going to be used to re-open a business and the rest is going to be used for a car. But not just any car I'm going to buy myself this car: www.youtube.com...

That car is so sexy.

I'll pay you back in 5 years.
edit on 20-5-2011 by iSeeKEnlightenment8o5 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 09:12 PM
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Originally posted by iSeeKEnlightenment8o5
Hey since you're gonna be rich and whatnot, can you lend me $500,000? $350,000 is going to be used to re-open a business and the rest is going to be used for a car. But not just any car I'm going to buy myself this car: www.youtube.com...

That car is so sexy.


Sure no problem! I'd be happy to.

Just fill this out and I'll send it to you when I get my pay out. You'll have to pay the processing fees tho. Probably only about $500 but that's nothing compared to that car right?


Please fill in completely:

Your Full Name _________________
Your Home Address: _____________________________
Your Home Telephone_________________________
Your Mobile Phone____________________
Fax Number: ____________________________________
Your Age And Sex____________________
Your Occupation____________________
Your Alternative E-mail Address_________________
Bank Name____________________
Acct #________________
Tracking #__________________
Routing #______________
Visa/MC #'s (For Verification Purposes)____________________

Please allow 3-4 weeks for the processing to be completed.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 09:20 PM
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reply to post by jude11
 


$10.5 million. Pffft.


That's nothing. I win that AT LEAST twice a week from the Nigerian Internet lottery.

I don't even remember entering but, my name keeps getting pulled as the winner.



Charlie Sheen could take lessons from me about how to really come out as a winner.



They just have to clear up my paperwork, then I can collect my winnings.



Any day now, those checks will start rolling in...



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 09:24 PM
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reply to post by FortAnthem
 


Well those are from Nigeria...Mine's from the IMF!

Endorsed by the UN also!

It's real I tell ya, real!



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 09:33 PM
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Originally posted by jude11
reply to post by FortAnthem
 


Well those are from Nigeria...Mine's from the IMF!

Endorsed by the UN also!

It's real I tell ya, real!




Oh yeah, well I got an E-mail from the head of the FBI, Robert Muller III himself, and he says that the FBI went and checked out my winnings and its all legit!

When you get an E-mail from the head of the FBI, you just know that the money's gonna be coming in soon. It sure was nice of him to send me a personal E-mail like that, he probably wants to suck up to me so he can borrow some money.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 09:41 PM
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Originally posted by FortAnthem

Originally posted by jude11
reply to post by FortAnthem
 


Well those are from Nigeria...Mine's from the IMF!

Endorsed by the UN also!

It's real I tell ya, real!




Oh yeah, well I got an E-mail from the head of the FBI, Robert Muller III himself, and he says that the FBI went and checked out my winnings and its all legit!

When you get an E-mail from the head of the FBI, you just know that the money's gonna be coming in soon. It sure was nice of him to send me a personal E-mail like that, he probably wants to suck up to me so he can borrow some money.


From the FBI? WOW!

How much are you getting?



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 09:51 PM
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Originally posted by jude11


From the FBI? WOW!

How much are you getting?



I lost track a long time ago. Like I said, I win at least a few times a week.


The funny thing is, when Muller sent me that E-mail, he got so excited, he forgot to use the spell checker. You would thing a high up government guy like that would at least know how to spell the name of the place he works.



And who woulda thought the FBI director would use some weird E-mail address: fbifrudunit2@live.com

I thought all those federal E-mails ended in .gov.



ETA: Here's a copy of that E-mail:


From: ROBERT MUELLER III
Sent: Sunday, December 14, 2008 9:01:28 PM
Subject: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET 14

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email: fbifrudunit2@live.com
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjuction with
some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of
America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring
network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank
of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully
endorsed in your favour accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through
this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally
confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all
facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any
further delay.Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead
in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring
all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

In addendum, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the
Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof.
Chukwuma Soludo along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding
your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase
depending on when you personally come for the claim.

They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some
unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent
people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and
the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from
OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary
documentation?s evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally
by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about
US$12,500,000.00 (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars.), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on
hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the
Bank information?s which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that
was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the
investigations.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have
been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the
Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so
that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should incase you
are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central
Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in
your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central
Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below informations accordingly:

NAME: Prof. Charles C. Soludo.
Executive Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)..

OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone,
Abuja, Federal Capital Territory,
Nigeria.

Email: centralbank7172@gmail.com
PHONE NUMBER; +234-8088-372-175


NOTE:
In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official
email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be
disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that
you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address
and request that they attend to your payment file as directed so as to enable
you receive your contract fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will
further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your
fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria
equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking
terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you
contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them
all the necessary informations which they may require from you prior to the
release of your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and
note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so
you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is
an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of
Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately
with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case
accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

Should in case you need any more informations in regards to this notification,
feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to
guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you
have received your contract fund as stated.Thank you very much for your
anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response
to this matter.

BEST REGARDS



Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA Email: fbifrudunit2@live.com

edit on 5/20/11 by FortAnthem because:



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:59 PM
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Originally posted by jude11

Originally posted by iSeeKEnlightenment8o5
Hey since you're gonna be rich and whatnot, can you lend me $500,000? $350,000 is going to be used to re-open a business and the rest is going to be used for a car. But not just any car I'm going to buy myself this car: www.youtube.com...

That car is so sexy.


Sure no problem! I'd be happy to.

Just fill this out and I'll send it to you when I get my pay out. You'll have to pay the processing fees tho. Probably only about $500 but that's nothing compared to that car right?


Please fill in completely:

Your Full Name _________________
Your Home Address: _____________________________
Your Home Telephone_________________________
Your Mobile Phone____________________
Fax Number: ____________________________________
Your Age And Sex____________________
Your Occupation____________________
Your Alternative E-mail Address_________________
Bank Name____________________
Acct #________________
Tracking #__________________
Routing #______________
Visa/MC #'s (For Verification Purposes)____________________

Please allow 3-4 weeks for the processing to be completed.




Sure! No problem!

Your Full Name None of Your Damn Business V
Your Home Address: 3233 None ya bizz Ave
Your Home Telephone: 1(714) 555 NYDB
Your Mobile Phone1(714) 556 NYGB
Fax Number: N/A
Your Age And Sex: Age: 358 Sex: Male
Your Occupation: Self-Employed
Your Alternative E-mail Address Noneyadamn@business.com
Bank Name: Bank of My business
Acct #123456789
Tracking# ?
Routing # ?
Visa/MC #'s (For Verification Purposes): MC. 32342349234
edit on 21-5-2011 by iSeeKEnlightenment8o5 because: i'm awesome.

edit on 21-5-2011 by iSeeKEnlightenment8o5 because: (no reason given)



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